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[sexy saxophone music playing in the distance]

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Even on the days I ain't right by your side I'm keeping my promise that I will be wherever you are

(cr. namuspromised)

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vmin of the day

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must not separate!!!

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adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

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it made me think of you ♡ for @heybaetae

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out

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The fact that people can put your favorite scene onto a cake is crazy. It’s so beautiful.

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It’s been two years since the great gatsby entered the public domain and Netflix hasn’t even made a horrible miniseries adaptation where they are all hot and gay and racially diverse but in a totally hollow meaningless unsexy way. We used to live in society

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

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HIM!!