When your man is having a no-touch-day so you gotta pull out the backup
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Me: *reading the same fic for the 300th time*
Tumblr app: *refreshes*
Me: oh no
Me: *goes to authorās Masterlist in 3 seconds and back to where I was*
(This is quite literally what happened to me like 2 minutes ago while reading my fave @raelwrites story because I am a dumb little gremlin and I love G&C so much you donāt even understand yāall)
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(ā”āæā”āæ)
(ŹāæŹāæ) āwhat you say ābout meā
(ŹāæŹ)ćāæ āhold my flowerā
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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more tattoo aziraphale! soon!
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yayyyy mutuals hiiiiiiiii reblog if you love your mutualssssssss hiii mutuals
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Imagine my surprise when I was scrolling down my for you timeline and this is the only part of this comic Iāve ever laid my eyes on and uh oh what the heck does Aziraphale mean by didnāt get enough last week ??? where am I???
Edit like 5min later: just read everything posted for this comic and boy oh boy, we have a new hyperfixation to think about
Teach me - chapter 2 part 1
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alastor x wife reader vibes comin to theaters near you soon
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āAnd in each corner of my soul thereās an altar to a different god.ā
ā Fernando Pessoa, āTimeās Passageā
(via journalofanobody)
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Bro this was insane and now Iām gonna be distracted all week waiting for each new post
Sub Eddie Week - Day 1: Accidental Subspace / Manhandling - AO3 Link - @subeddieweek
Out of all the times Eddieās been to the Harrington mansion for a party, heās never ventured upstairs. Everything he ever needs has always been on the main level or the basement. He can set up shop in one corner of the house and have his entire stash cleaned out in an hour. Home before eleven with cash burning a hole in his pocket.
The house is even busier than usual. Itās February, and Eddie doesnāt recall ever coming to a winter party at the Harrington house. Usually people are out in the yard and in the pool, but tonight the house is jam packed, everyone keeping out of the cold outside. Itās good for business though. Heās out of coke, still has a couple grams of weed, a few odds and ends in pill form, and he could easily sell the rest out in no time if he could think about anything other than his full bladder. The bathroom in the hallway near the kitchen has had a line all night because of all the people in the house.
He knows thereās a bathroom in the basement, but he knows it doesnāt have a lock on the door, and heās not risking anyone walking in while heās taking a leak. At least thereās less people upstairs. People tend to think itās off limits even if Harringtonās never said anything to indicate that. Not to Eddie, at least ā not that he really talks to Eddie much. He came by when he first got here, bought out half his weed, said something about making himself at home, and then disappeared somewhere, and hasnāt been seen since.
Some blonde girl with huge hair and bright eye makeup comes out of one of the doors upstairs. Eddie figures thatās probably gotta be the bathroom if no one else is following her out, so he tries that door.
Itās not a bathroom.
Steve Harrington is laying there in his bed without any pants on, and Eddie realizes that girl probably just hooked up with him and dashed, but ā but no, Steveās dick is still hard. His dick is hard and huge, and his hand is wrapped around it, but not moving at all, and Eddie ā Eddie is just staring.
Heās just standing there in Steveās bedroom doorway staring at the huge dick in his hand. And Steve glances over and sighs, like he doesnāt even care heās been found like this. He almost looks defeated, which Eddie supposes makes sense if heās still hard and his hookup just left.
āWhat are you doing? Waiting for someone to just come sit on your dick?ā Eddie asks.
āWhat, are you offering?ā Steve shoots back.
He grabs his blanket and covers himself up, hiding his huge dick from Eddieās view. Heās not urgent in his movements, probably comfortable being naked in front of guys after all these years of playing sports and changing in locker rooms.
āDonāt cover up on my account,ā Eddie says. āIām just looking for a bathroom.ā
read the rest on AO3
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Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed
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PLEASE BE AWARE THAT IM NOT RELIGIOUS BUT I AM DUMB AND I HAD A FEELING IT WAS FROM THAT VIKING SHOW BUT MY STUPID ASS SAYS IDIOTIC SHIT BECAUSE I HAVE NO FILTER
2x2/3x6
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Me never seeing these two people in my life: is this supposed to be Jesus and Judas? Are people shipping the hbo version of Jesus and Judas?
My brain; itās probably not Jesus and Judas you moron. Now the internet is gonna make fun of you
2x2/3x6
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