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Hey, Ahsoka!

I'm Jerrek Stellari, soon-to-be Jedi Knight(ceremony yet to be scheduled)! My Master, Rahm Kota, doesn't like clones. Thinks they're unfit for battle and leads his own militia instead.

I've tried convincing him that clones are good soldiers, but he just won't see reason! Think you and Anakin could talk some sense into him? He needs two other Jedi for the offensive on Dromund Kaas, and you and Skyguy would be perfect.

Hi Padawan Stellari!

You know what. I think we do need to have a talk with this guy. We’ll join you in that offensive. Tell him to leave the militia, we’ll show him what the clones can do.

Tano out.

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Hi Commander, CT-3591 "Winx" here! I found a dust mouse in my bunk this morning, and I was wondering if they were supposed to be running around the barracks? Also it's pretty cute, can I keep it? Thanks Commander!

Hi Winx!

Oh dear, I promised Skyguy that I’d keep them in my areas. Those dust mice scare him, but you didn’t hear it from me. You can keep it if you can catch it!

Tano out!

(Ooc IM BACKKKKK)

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Padawan tano

Allow me to rephrase what i just said

I have reason to believe that you are hidng something or rather someone on this ship that could cause problems for the mission

I believe this can be resolved without speaking to your superiors as i feel that this not an issue related to your loyalty to the republic or the jedi

Lastly I think that this needs to be resolved before the ship reaches its destination because you and i both know that most of high ranking jedi have their heads up their own rear ends, including this one we're expected to work with.

Jedi knight tonor out...

Knight Tonor,

Okay then, let’s… talk. What gives you the impression this mysterious object poses a danger to the mission? And, well. What assurances would you like that they won’t do that? If we’re able to reach an agreement, the… object. Of our conversation. Will be successfully concealed from the Master awaiting us, I’ve got a contingency plan *cough* beskar *cough* which will ensure that the subject will not bother the Master Jedi. So the only real problem here is… you.

Tano out!

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Hi Ahsoka!

It's Caleb Dume, you guest-lectured one of my classes a while back. I just became Master Billaba's Padawan, and I want to be the best Padawan I can for her, so I wondered if you had any tips? On being a good Padawan mostly, but if you had any on saber forms...or those cool aerials...or flying...or anything else, that would be great too! I want to know everything so my master can be proud of me!

Hi Padawan Dume!

Mostly, just relax a little! Your Master will teach you saber forms and aerials and everything else. I’m sure you’ll be a great padawan! Just be willing to listen :] Tano Out!

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(Hollow-head staring at a dust mouse)

Hmmm, you said they're food

*he lifts up his helmet and eats one*

Oh, thats actually not that bad

HEY I DONT THINK BASELINE HUMANS CAN EAT THISE RAW-

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Um Commander Tano

Captain Rex asks that you try to turn in your paper work on time this time and is wondering if it was even started yet?

Also Fives is making a betting pool on in you could win a fight with General Skywalker either physically or a verbal fight on out passing him

Safe to say most have voted on your behalf for both

I definitely started it! Or. Well. It has been started. Not by me though. One of the new shinies was asking about ‘learning opportunities’ so I dumped it on him. He seemed happy enough, pretty enthused about paperwork, of all things.

Verbally it’s no contest. Physically…. He did teach me, yknow. We should try a no-holds-barred fight sometime. I appreciate the faith though!

Tano out!

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Commander Tano,

This is Commander Corri of the Blue ARC special ops. My General is General Phynon Keno I believe they sent a message to you regarding my troops.

I was wondering if Jedi are conscious during meditation? As in could they feel it if.. well if we moved them? Lieutenant Cole wants to try sneak the General into a cuddle puddle. I keep insisting we just ask if they wish to join but the Squad thinks this would be ‘much more entertaining’

That is all. I apologise for the inconvenience. I lost a bet.

Sincerely,

Clone ARC Commander Corri, Blue ARC Special Ops Squad.

Commander Corri,

Meditation is like… it’s the space between awake and asleep. It’s like when you’re In The Zone, yknow? Like, hyper focused. Your Jedi would probably notice you picking them up, they’d notice your force signatures even if they don’t feel the sensation of it. So that might not work.

Not at all! Glad to answer.

Tano out!

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Padawan Learner Ahsoka Tano,

Hello Ahsoka! This is Barriss,

I’d like some advice on attachment? The Jedi code says we can’t get attached to people, and I’m too afraid to talk to my master about it incase she’s disappointed in me. I’m afraid I’m attached to lots of people, my master, my men, you! How can anyone go about life without gaining an attachment of some kind?

Do you have any advice? If not that’s okay. Also when are you next free so we can hang out? I miss you a lot!!

Love,

Padawan Learner Barriss Offee.

Hi Bariss!!!

Well first off I’m sure your Master won’t be disappointed!! You’re a great padawan, I’m sure she’ll understand! But also I think there’s a different meaning of attachment. Like, think about it this way, attachment is about knowing when to let go! like you love your master, but if she had something to do, you’d let her go do it, because you know it’s what she wants! So basically you don’t let your love for her override her free will, right? And like with the men, if one of them… uh. Died. You wouldn’t Fall or kill their batchmates for not saving them, because you’re not attached that much. Does that like? Make sense? I’m not much of a force theorist, sorry. Talk to your master maybe? And I’m always free for you! I miss you too! Maybe we can call? My next leave to coruscant is in a week! Maybe we can…. Meet up?

Tano out!

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Commander tano

🫂

Clone trooper "hollow-head" out!

Hollow-head,

thank you <3

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Y'know, when i was assigned to a karking bomb squad i didnt think it would be so boring

Clone ordnance specialist CT-8784 out...

CT-9784,

I’d say, personally, that boring is a pretty good thing on the bomb squad. Have you tried picking up a hobby?

Tano out

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I’m rll starting to think your inbox is chewing up all my asks ‘Soka lmao

ok Ooc idk if you missed the post (I should have pinned it or something lmao) there are no asks being answered in July (artfight!) and so asks answered pre-July are the only ones in queue right now

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(A clone trooper overhears the conversation between ahoska and mayhem)

Whats a bantha?

A bantha is a large animal native to tatooine! They’re mammals with four legs and they’re covered in fur, it hangs off of them like string.

Tano out!

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Hi!

I think I saw you in Dex's Diner the other day! My friend says I was hallucinating because there's no way a Jedi would be in Dex's but I swear it was you. You were with two other sort of vaguely light coloured Humans (sorry, I can't tell humans apart for the life of me)?

Anyway, if it's not you I'm very sorry, but I could have sworn I recognised the pattern of your lekku from the pr holos.

Hi anon! Shhhhhhh you definitely did not see me there……… because I totally didn’t go there…….. wink……..

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*FC-9976 walks back into the base, covered in mud, holding a cracked peice of clone armour and shaking in fear*

The mud... they- t- they all drowned

Kark, are you okay? Who drowned? Give me a second, I’m calling Skyguy and…. And Kix, he’ll look you over- are you okay? What happened?

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Does Master Yoda routinely consume random small amphibians in his path? Whole? In one bite? Still alive?

~ sincerely, a mildly traumatised and very concerned senatorial aide

not alive anymore innit

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*later that day ahsoka sees hollow-head and a few other clones using the cookies to lure a weird looking alien thing into the base*

hey vod those aren’t allowed in here-

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[Rinni, Tenner, Chops, and Flare are all my OCs, and I thought it would be fun to send an ask from Rinni.]

Hello, Ahsoka! I'm Rinni, a Theelin Jedi a little younger than you (I'm ten). It's a long story, but I kinda got adopted by three clones--Tenner, Chops, and Flare. They're like my dads now, and I love them very much! Anyways, Flare is a little crankier than Chops and Tenner, and sometimes, when he gets grouchy with his brothers, it upsets my meditations. I can't clear my head when the people around me are arguing. I'll never be a good Jedi this way! How do you handle it when you have trouble meditating? Also do you have any advice for calming or cheering up a cranky clone? (I know you have lots of clone friends, maybe some of them get cranky too?)

(I LOVE oc questions!!! Show me your little guys!!!)

Hi Rinni!!

Well, I wouldn’t call four years a little, but whatever you say, kid. Force, they’re really sending them out early huh? You should still be able to enjoy being an initiate :[ kar-i mean uh. Stupid war.

On to your question! Maybe you and your dads could set up a no-arguing area where you can meditate? Like a peace zone. When I can’t focus, it’s usually because I’m thinking too much, so what helps me personally is loud music and doing my katas in a moving meditation. The movement is familiar enough I don’t have to think about it, and the music helps me stop thinking to myself. You’ll have to figure out what works for you!

It’s not your job to cheer them up buddy. Your dads can calm themselves down, because they’re old, and that’s their job. If it’s bothering you, go ahead and tell them, yeah? They can help work out a solution with you. Good luck!

Tano Out!