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the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source

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fashionably late? more like anxiously early

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(via Cedar Tree after a storm in Central Kansas yesterday : pics)

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flower shop/tattoo parlor aus are out and THIS as an au is in

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individual canadians confirmed as 5 gays in a trench coat

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naming my blades Polite Request and Gentle Reminder

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Apologies if everyone thinks I'm a Hannibal blog again 😅 I'm doing my churning duties and going through my entire likes logs. I'm in my Hannibal era right now.

I still love those cannibal dorks with my entire being anyway.

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okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”

what are the modernists even

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Throckmorton

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Mads Mikkelsen by David Slade

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I *love* cheesy Omega-verse Tropes! 💖👍 RUN AWAY, WILLLL-! 😂

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i’M FINE [x]

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physically? im here. mentally? im in the bayou w a bigass hat and Fuck Me shorts blasting creedence clearwater thru a shitty boombox

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Monks confused by band name

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A very muscly dude came through my line with a basket full of glitter. He has them arranged in chromatic order- red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet.

I go out on a limb.

“Pride?”

“Hell yeah. I’m gonna Mod Podge the fuck out of my old converse.” Then. “Shit, did I say fuck?” Pause. “Fuck- I said shit.”

I am containing my laughter. 

“Just so you know, the mod podge you have isn’t waterproof- so if they get wet the glitter will probably come off.” 

Wide-eyed pause.

“I’m hoping it rains so I leave a trail of rainbow glitter wherever I go.”