whataburger-possibly-official
whataburger-possibly-official
I have a strange taste in fictional characters
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For legal reasons I am not actually Whataburger, use they/them pronouns for me pls
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..Anyway, I've got to start getting ready for work now. It was lovely talking to you, I hope to meet you again!
*they wave goodbye and start walking away. WB follows them quietly*
Apparently Wiki got another parent while I was gone, so...
Hi! I'm Whata, it's nice to meet ya :]
*just ominously standing behind Whata and staring at you*
- @whataburger-possibly-official
Oh! You're alive! Hi, I'm Lucifer O. Morningstar
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Well, at least they're doing well :>
Apparently Wiki got another parent while I was gone, so...
Hi! I'm Whata, it's nice to meet ya :]
*just ominously standing behind Whata and staring at you*
- @whataburger-possibly-official
Oh! You're alive! Hi, I'm Lucifer O. Morningstar
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No, I don't believe so. I just hope xey're doing well.
Apparently Wiki got another parent while I was gone, so...
Hi! I'm Whata, it's nice to meet ya :]
*just ominously standing behind Whata and staring at you*
- @whataburger-possibly-official
Oh! You're alive! Hi, I'm Lucifer O. Morningstar
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Well, I want to, but I'm busy. I've got work, and I've also gotta find my other kids, so I don't know when I'll have enough time..
Apparently Wiki got another parent while I was gone, so...
Hi! I'm Whata, it's nice to meet ya :]
*just ominously standing behind Whata and staring at you*
- @whataburger-possibly-official
Oh! You're alive! Hi, I'm Lucifer O. Morningstar
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I figured.. if you see it soon, tell xem I miss them too :>
Apparently Wiki got another parent while I was gone, so...
Hi! I'm Whata, it's nice to meet ya :]
*just ominously standing behind Whata and staring at you*
- @whataburger-possibly-official
Oh! You're alive! Hi, I'm Lucifer O. Morningstar
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No, just thought I should say hi. You seem to be pretty close to Wiki now
Apparently Wiki got another parent while I was gone, so...
Hi! I'm Whata, it's nice to meet ya :]
*just ominously standing behind Whata and staring at you*
- @whataburger-possibly-official
Oh! You're alive! Hi, I'm Lucifer O. Morningstar
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Ah, thanks! :D
Apparently Wiki got another parent while I was gone, so...
Hi! I'm Whata, it's nice to meet ya :]
*just ominously standing behind Whata and staring at you*
- @whataburger-possibly-official
Oh! You're alive! Hi, I'm Lucifer O. Morningstar
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Cool :]
It's nice meeting ya! You seem pretty nice
Apparently Wiki got another parent while I was gone, so...
Hi! I'm Whata, it's nice to meet ya :]
*just ominously standing behind Whata and staring at you*
- @whataburger-possibly-official
Oh! You're alive! Hi, I'm Lucifer O. Morningstar
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Mhm..
Yeah! My full first name is Whataburger, but I prefer Whata. It's easier and quicker to say.
Apparently Wiki got another parent while I was gone, so...
Hi! I'm Whata, it's nice to meet ya :]
*just ominously standing behind Whata and staring at you*
- @whataburger-possibly-official
Oh! You're alive! Hi, I'm Lucifer O. Morningstar
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... Alright then. I can kinda see why you thought so, them and I were gone for quite a while.
Oh, nice! I chose mine too, kinda. It's just a shortening of my actual name.
Apparently Wiki got another parent while I was gone, so...
Hi! I'm Whata, it's nice to meet ya :]
*just ominously standing behind Whata and staring at you*
- @whataburger-possibly-official
Oh! You're alive! Hi, I'm Lucifer O. Morningstar
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Wait- "alive"? Did you think Whata was dead?
Nice name, Lucifer!
Apparently Wiki got another parent while I was gone, so...
Hi! I'm Whata, it's nice to meet ya :]
*just ominously standing behind Whata and staring at you*
- @whataburger-possibly-official
Oh! You're alive! Hi, I'm Lucifer O. Morningstar
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*they get out a box of spaghetti from the pantry*
Wanna measure out how much pasta you want?
Momma
- @wikipedia-the-non-official
Hi, Sunshine! I'm sorry for being gone so long. Are you doing okay?
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*once they get into the kitchen, they use one hand to hold Wiki while using the other to fill a pot with water and put it on the burner to start boiling*
Momma
- @wikipedia-the-non-official
Hi, Sunshine! I'm sorry for being gone so long. Are you doing okay?
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*they lean their head on top of Wiki's*
Momma
- @wikipedia-the-non-official
Hi, Sunshine! I'm sorry for being gone so long. Are you doing okay?
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Alright then :]
*they pick up Wiki and carry xem the rest of the way to the kitchen*
Momma
- @wikipedia-the-non-official
Hi, Sunshine! I'm sorry for being gone so long. Are you doing okay?
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Whoa- it's okay, Wiki. I'll be back in ten minutes or less.
Do you want to stand in the kitchen with me?
Momma
- @wikipedia-the-non-official
Hi, Sunshine! I'm sorry for being gone so long. Are you doing okay?
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I'll go make pasta now. You can do whatever while I'm gone.
*they give Wiki a little squeeze before letting go and walking to the kitchen to make pasta*
Momma
- @wikipedia-the-non-official
Hi, Sunshine! I'm sorry for being gone so long. Are you doing okay?
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