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kangaroos are like what if a scary muscle man occupied the ecological niche for deer

well I wouldn't like that very much. is what

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They say that the way you should view disagreements in relationships is “us vs the problem” and not “me vs them” and I think that to a certain extent that mindset can also be helpful when engaging in political or ideological movements

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THE FUCKING ICE REPORT AAAAAAAAAAA

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these are KILLING me

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look at her skiirt aah

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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Hey, that’s me

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2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

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do y'all think the parallel mouse America is like also dealing with resurgent mouse fascism or have they been doing better

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hey uh new type of ao3 spam comment just dropped. (I know it's spam because the fic they left this comment on . doesn't have chapters. lmfao). Report this kinda comment as spam and don't take it personally it is literally recycled bullshit

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an important thing to consider when reading the count of monte cristo is that similar to the twilight/vampire craze of the 2000's, the second generation characters in tcomc are ALSO living through an era of vampire novel popularity. this is important when looking at every interaction a 2nd gen character has with the count, because you have to understand that a pale, older man taking even the slightest interest in them immediately makes them all act like hormonal teens did about edward cullen. each and every one thinks they're about to be the main character in a gothic vampire story that gets seduced by the mysterious count to ultimately become his immortal companion or final feast. this is a crucial lens to look through to understand why they are all like that™ and none of them are reasonably concerned about literally any aspect of him at all. would an edward girlie in 2008 have recognised a red flag in a floppy-haired moody wannabe rpatz? no. and they are the 19th century equivalent of that.

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You don’t have to be a Trump puppet or a traitor to your own country. Military who attack their own people will be held accountable in court when this madness ends.

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what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

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I finished reading The Lord of the Rings for the first time in my life. With all of *vague gesture at everything* this going on.

I Am Not Okay

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This is a video game level

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This is a video game level