was supposed to be just random pick-up lines, but I said screw that, not intentionally but oh well they/them
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Gotta admit, any one of these would work on me.
Love me some burritos.
Source: could be worse comics
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i cannot be the first person to post this here but i am going so fucking insane about the gaia music collective's one day choir singing wait for me. the opening harmonies are you KIDDING me
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There’s something extremely endearing but also fucking hilarious about my partner helping me kill these bosses and giving me huge swords and runes in Elden Ring and telling me it’s payback for all the stuff I gave them in Animal Crossing
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Momma poss always brighten my day
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The largest mass shooting in American history was a hate crime against gay people. Don’t ever forget that.
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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all
examples:
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loving this new tumblr glitch that places the viewer's url in place of a deactivated one. some kind of horror movie plot about finding your own dead body

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how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?
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