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When I Ask The Agency (Who Refuses To Give Us Reporting Access) If Instead Of Emailing Weekly Reports, They Could Send Us Daily Ones
#why is this so fucking hard#you have a 10 day campaign#whats the point in weekly reports?#does DCM charge you by the report?
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Millennial Ad Ops Pros When They See The OG Happens In Adops Tumblr Is Back...
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TFW I Yell At The AM For Accepting Out of Spec Creative Only To Be Told I Sent The Client An Old Spec Sheet
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When Google Promised To “Increase Transparency” When Moving To 1P And Now You Can’t See AdX Spend By DFP Impression *AND* They Still Report “Unclassified Advertiser”
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Watching The G/O Media Journalists Put Up An Incredible Fight Against Wholly Inept Management
But Also Realizing That Spangfeller Would Rather Burn This Whole Thing To The Ground Than Not Get His Way:
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Talking To Anyone About Adops, Programmatic, or Yield
Talking To Those Same People About Very Basic Video Things (player, errors, specs):
#yes i understand VAST and VPAID#yes that's the extent of the things i understand#this is also true of anytime i have to talk to developers#or ari paparo#there are times ive found myself talking to ari and even though none of the words he is using are new to me#i don't understand a single thing he is or has been saying
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When a Rep Promises Adops a Bottle Of Booze And Never Makes Good On It
Our Response To Every Request From There On:
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a massive UI change in Q4... what could possibly go wrong amirite?
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When The New Head of Sales Wants To Know Why All Of Their “Let Me Introduce You To X Vendor” Meetings Get Declined
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Snap Has An Ad Network, WSJ Joins Apple News+, Hulu Makes Pause Ads, Conde Goes All In On Paywalls...
#if you need any proof that we're all just making it up#look no further than the new yorker store#where you can buy a baby onesie of a dog asking god for his testicles on it#no one knows what they're doing#we're all just throwing mountains of shit at the wall and hoping the parts that stick don't smell too bad
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When The Client Says They Just Have “One Last Tweak” For The Campaign
Twenty Revisions Later I’m Starting To Think:
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When I Go To A Site That Has A Big Ass “Accept Our Cookies” Popup At The Bottom And A Very Prominent “Privacy Notice” Bar At The Top
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Whenever College Kids Start Asking Me Things Like “Do You Like Managing People?” Or “What’s It Like Working In Adops?”
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Publisher Reactions To Apple Wanting A 50% Rev Share For Their New News Service
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