whatifhetalia - Tumblr blog

[whatifhetalia]

what if when latvia pees it comes out as a martini, shaken, not stirred

[whatifhetalia]

What do you think?

Someone on my personal blog asked if I allowed submissions-

First, THANKS FOR 100+ FOLLOWERS! The truth is, I don't know hahahaha. Honestly, I just made this because of my stupid 'what if's on my personal blog and asked people if I should make this blog. This was supposed to just be my own stupid 'what if' situations that really have nothing to do with anything really, except taking bits and pieces from Hetalia comics and national foods and animals and such. I do sometimes run out of ideas, lol. SO, should I open this blog up to submissions? I would moderate them with blanket rules like 'no blatant romantic ship submissions', but nothing too crazy, this blog did only break 100 followers, and it does tend to fluctuate. If so, could you suggest some potential guidelines?Thank you :D

[whatifhetalia]

what if the cool breeze flowing up his skirt tickling his balls makes poland feel sexy

[whatifhetalia]

what if america's anus is just a bagel

[whatifhetalia]

what if australia has no hair and everything on his head is just spiders

[whatifhetalia]

what if iceland's puffin is actually just mutated liquorice

[whatifhetalia]

what if finland dreams of world domination and finding a way to turn everyone into moomins

[whatifhetalia]

what if denmark entered every meeting by swinging an axe at the door, poking his head through, and saying 'hERE'S DENNY!'

[whatifhetalia]

what if england's eyebrows are actually fairy lawns that they haven't mowed in a long time

[whatifhetalia]

what if canada spends his free time dressing up as a sasquatch and photobombing tourists

[whatifhetalia]

what if when japan sneezed, udon noodles and soup came out of his nose

[whatifhetalia]

what if the sun literally shines out of spain's ass

[whatifhetalia]

what if seychelles has her hair in pigtails because if her hair was loose, millipedes would come out of her head

[whatifhetalia]

what if when you shake spain's balls, they sound like castanets

[whatifhetalia]

what if germany's hair is made out of very thinly sliced potatoes

[whatifhetalia]

what if america and canada are actually affected by england's eyebrows, but france meticulously trims them while they sleep

[whatifhetalia]

what if when prussia talks about his 'five metres', he's actually referring to an incident when hungary got so mad at him she wrung him out and rolled him out so that his body was physically five metres long and he just wants to show you a picture of that time because he thinks it's pretty cool he could do that