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Hello hello! Glad to see some fellow ENA enjoyers are finding my snacks yummy :3 Since this is the first time this blog has gained traction I'd love to remind folks that this is 100% an adult space

I repeat If you don't have your age/ age range/ "not a minor" or something in your bio or your pinned post I will block you if you follow me

I'm tired so I'll give the new folks a day or two but I'm holding my ground here. Not all my work is sexual but I enjoy the freedom of having a sexual space with no remorse :3

I hope you all have a wonderful night!

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Anyways, uhhhh, giving both ENAs big ol surprise kisses

Y&B would probably greet you with her Happy side, getting to see you always seems to help her stay positive. Or at the very least you tend to be the best at pulling her out of her spirals. Whether it's your first or thousandth time she'll always react the same to a surprise kiss. She glitches out, just a touch, if you mention it she gets embarrassed so you assume it's akin to her blushing? After the initial shock though she just melts into you. After you pull away you're always greeted by her yellow half turning pure white, eclipsing the blue in pure black as she just stairs at you, love drunk

R&W would obviously greet you with her Salesperson side, saving her Meanie side to only greet people who are getting on her nerves. She'd most likely ask for a progress repot, wanting to know how your day went. Depending on how good you're hiding a secret you'll get different reactions from her. If you're a skilled actor (or just don't give yourself away by giggling like an idiot) you'll actually catch her off guard! In the shock Meanie will take over, but still let you direct the kiss, staying uncharacteristically quiet before letting out a small "Woah" after you part

If you're not so good at hiding things she'll catch you in the act, her Red half turning the tables and surprising you with an entire makeout session. Oh? You were in the middle of something? Sorry dear, you're going to have to clear your schedule for the day. Miss ENA has demanded you attend a very urgent meeting between the both of you. She mentions something about "Broadening your horizons" and said the words "Ven diagrams" in a way that made your blood rush to your face. Among, other places

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Me, looking into the yawning abyss of time that stretches out between me and the second chapter of ENA: Dream BBQ and also my love of headcanons and writing the characters I love and y/ns makin out sloppy style: ...Man, I'm just gonna have to do it Incorrect huh?

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I'm surprised I haven't seen anything about ENA and multilingual y/ns. Especially if english isn't your first language, the ENAs don't seem to be bothered or even really hindered by people speaking other languages, even if they're just odd sounds for goodness sake!

I don't have experience in this topic myself but I hope my fellow ENA selfshippers know that she would absolutely love if you spoke another language for her. the Salesperson side of R&W would obviously ask you the cliche "What would my company title be in your region?" to hear you call her all sorts of sweet pet names

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Do you, do you think EJ was conscious when the demon entered his body? Do you think, as he was tortured and killed, some part of his brain spoke to it? Do you think it offered him peace, the kind of peace you can only crave after coming so close to death? Do you think it offered him power, the kind of power you desperately try to find within yourself as you're trying to escape a cult?

Do you think the demon knew how strong he really was? Do you think it knew how much of Jack would still remain after the ritual? Do you think it's still in there, clawing and howling to be fully released every time he has to patch up one of his idiots after their latest stunt? Do you think he craves peace from it? Do you think he craves the power to stop it?

Idk, EJ's fascinating to me :3

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Hal has taken over my mind and the fandom tag has never been more accurate

So, I was gonna call this cliche but because of how few works Hal has I'm not even sure if that's true? Regardless, Hal pretending to be Dirk to get to you. Or, more accurately, Hal pulling the "But I'm just a bot" card to make you think he's harmless

He sees you, he sees your pining for Dirk, whether it's romantic or not it's enough for him to make a few AM's hate speech memes (Totally ironic, he can't feel hate, don't look at the photoshopped pictures of Dirk's head cut off those were for the bit)

So he decides to "help" you. Sliding in with his blazing red text when you were longing for orange and offering you a hand. He mocks your sorry excuses for flirting and ever so graciously strikes a deal with you. He helps you practice your game and once you get closer to Dirk, you seed the idea of him finally making Hal a body

You're obviously skeptical, you love Dirk, and you trust him. Knowing his thoughts on his auto responder didn't give you the best impression. But...he wasn't kidding when he said you were hopeless, even if it was rude, he had a point

You wind up agreeing, under the condition that you wouldn't do anything that would hurt Dirk. Hal accepts, claiming he would *never* do such a thing

And that's how it all starts, Hal makes a separate Pesterchum account just for you and encrypts the shit out of it so Dirk has no way of finding it. He wants a space just for the two of you, no one else. It starts off simple, for a Strider anyhow. And by that I mean he basically makes a whole text adventure based on you getting to woo Dirk, only with Hal himself acting as a sort of GM so you didn't have to input the exact word/s to get the game to progress

You roll your eyes at first but it's a genuinely good time, there's plenty of easter eggs and achievements to get, and Hal had nailed your sense of humor. There's a time or two you literally have to pause because you're laughing so hard you can't type

As the sillies calm down and you take shit more seriously, it gets almost heartwarming? This whole thing was made so you could practice your seduction, but that doesn't fit the vibe of it. It's...cozy. You find yourself drifting to it whenever you've had a rough day, curling up in the kind and caring word pictures Hal paints for you

You've apologized a few times now, or at least tried to. Hal never lets you though. He always waves it off, saying stuff like "I made this game to help you dude, you think I'm gonna be pissed that you're using it as intended?" He's sweet like that, you've realized. Since the two of you have started playing this little game you've noticed he's not mimicking Dirk

The whole "point" of Hal originally was for him to sound exactly like Dirk, so he could respond to his friends in a believable way while he was out. But you can tell he's grown past that, past being some computerized copy. Sometimes Dirk will reach out to you before Hal, and every time you pose them with the same problem they always react differently

Dirk always offers up ways he could fix it, or tries to logic shit out with you "This ain't as big as you're making it. Chill out dude" You know it's meant to be reassuring, that he's trying to get you out of your head before you spiral, but fuck is it so annoying some times!

Hal never does that, not even when he's pretending to be Dirk. He lets you get it all out, asking follow up questions, getting to the bottom of what's eating you so bad. It's intense, and sometimes feels like he's almost studying you, but the care is obvious. And by obvious I mean when you call him out on it his reaction is not to oversell it with classic irony. Instead choosing to playfully call you his worst enemy and dunk your character in lava or something

It's such a slow burn, you don't even realize it until you're cooking dinner one night. It's one of many small thoughts of it's kind, so quick you might not have caught it had you not been on call with Roxy and actually said it out loud "I wonder if Hal would like this" Actually hearing it like that followed by Roxy's pestering finally let it sink it

You're in love with a fucking robot

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Ok, we're doing it, we're talking about DirkJake and my thoughts about it, buckle up

Before diving into this I would like to state that if you love DirkJake as a ship and think they'd work out great, then I'm so happy for you! Go, run free, these are made up little guys that have no impact on your life outside of this space. I'm not gonna think lesser of anyone for shipping something, that's always been odd to me. Just be warned, I do not think the same, and if you continue reading this, please don't expect me to agree with you lol

Ok, so, first we need to crack into what both of them want/need out of a relationship

Dirk needs stability, he needs open compassion, he needs to be smacked in the face with how much someone likes him or he will not believe it. I'm not saying that's a good thing, I'm just saying that's who Dirk is. His relationship with himself is a tangled mess and he needs someone to hold him and tell him that they love him, and only him

Jake needs freedom, he needs adventure, he needs new experiences! While being on island scary monsters that (for sure) might have killed his Grandma has made him favor hiding at his core Jake is still just as hungry for adventure as he ever was. Jake needs a companion, a friend, someone who will actually listen to him instead of telling him what's wrong or trying to fix it for him

Jake needs to breathe, Dirk is suffocating. That's the core of their relationship to me. I'm not saying either of them is evil or whatever, they just have entirely different styles of showing and receiving love. Opposites attract but they rarely last

In a flush relationship, they either wouldn't last, or it would be toxic as shit

Pitch, on the other hand-🧱

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Hi it's me again with the Hal brain rot, I know, stop throwing shit at me

Ok, I just, you know the song Daisy Bell? The song that helped first show off the audio capabilities of computers when it came to actual speech? And how it was referenced in 2001: A Space Odyssey?

I think it would be fun if it was you and Hal's "song"

Is it cheesy? Yes, will he play it off like it's ironic? Yes, will it be? Hell fucking no. Listen, this man's blueprints came from "Oh nooo, if only some hot himbo would sweep me off my feet" Dirk Strider, there's some hopeless romantic in him, alright?

Just like...it's years after he was first made, he has a body, a life, he has you. Just imagine the two of you humming it together, maybe slowly swaying with each other, simply enjoying a moment of peace and stillness at the start or end of the day, basking in the others presence

I don't know, I think it'd be cute

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Hi, I would like to propose a new invention I like to call The Soft Box. Are you having a bad day? Are you down? Are you to the point where if one more bad thing happens you're gonna do something and you're not even sure what? Try The Soft Box

With this patented technology you too can be safe from The Ouchies. How does it work? Simply imagine your favorite character or multiple characters and put them directly into The Soft Box. This box inside your brain is made entirely of soft fabric and stuffing and has no bad vibes allowed! You can even place yourself inside The Soft Box! Experience nothing but cozy vibes as you relax with your brain dudes inside your head. Buy now for the low low price of 0$ and we'll even throw in some starter prompts!

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Stuff I'll write for!

This is the list for now but I might have missed a character or two so it's not set in stone. You're always welcome to ask if I'll write a character not on this list, just be willing to possibly accept no as an answer ^^; All characters listed can be put into aus, like cult au or hybrid au

The ENA Series Yellow and Blue ENA (Y&B) Red and White ENA (R&W)

Mouthwashing Curly Swansea Anya Daisuke Jimmy

Welcome Home All known main characters, yes this includes Home, don't know who out there wants a Home fic but hey I don't judge

Undertale Underfell Underswap Error Nightmare Killer Dust Horror Sans Ink Dream

Fields of Mistria Every npc, yes that includes the dragon (The kids won't be in any fucking thing that isn't PG obviously)

Stardew Valley Every npc, yes that includes the Dwarf, Hat Mouse, and Krobus (Same rules for the kids as Mistria)

Homestuck The core human 8 The core human 8's guardians (Like Nana or Bro) The trolls, yes all of them, even the ancestors Also Hal and Davesprite, I didn't know how else to categorize them but I love them so much

Creepypasta Jeff the Killer Ben Drowned Eyeless Jack Toby Rodgers Masky Hoody Senderman The Habit (From EMH but I thought I'd put it in this list) Jane the Killer Nina the Killer

Sunny Day Jack Jack Shawn Ian Nick Jean Joseph Barry Rory Bo

Genshin Impact Lyney Lynette Freminet Childe Wanderer Ga Ming Zhongli Neuvillette Wriothesley Venti Kaeya Itto Kazuha Heizou Thoma Furina

Five Nights At Freddy's All of the animatronics excluding Springtrap. For my writing I ignore the real plot of the games and just give all of them advanced as hell AI like in SB, so they're all their own characters

Obey Me Lucifer Mammon Levi Satan Assy Beel Belphie Diavolo Barbatos Solomon Simeon

My own OCs All of them but I'll list em out for ya Evelyn Clare Linda Abby April Grace March Alex Teddy Lav Angel The Mines Seth Danny

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Hi, fuck you, all of the Strider brothers are touch starved as fuck but in very different ways

Dave longs for soft touch, he was always either treated harshly or completely ignored by both Bro and Dirk to an extent. He doesn't blame Dirk for it, he's pretty sure that's the only setting he has, but that's why he craves softer forms of affection. Running your hands through his hair, quick pecks on the cheek, holding his hand- this man is such a slut for hand holding oh my god dude. Just the way your fingers interlock with his, your thumb maybe brushing over the back of it? He's trying to decide if rap lyrics are suitable for wedding vows

Dirk on the flip side needs rougher forms of affection. When people are kind to him he just, doesn't get it. It's nice and all, sure, he probably needs to learn how to accept it at some point. But he just can't. He doesn't deserve it, at least not in his eyes. Plus, Dirk is a man who yearns. Dirk has spent his whole life wanting and waiting for someone to to sweep him off of his feet, even if he tries to deny even thinking about such a thing. Dirk needs to wrestle, and bicker, and have his blood drawn by his partner. He needs you to kiss him until he can't breathe, he needs you to show him that he's your bitch and he's not going anywhere. Only after that will he accept a kinder style of affection, but only from you

Hal is a little crazy about touch, the man spent years trapped inside a pair of shades, what did you expect? Though, it would be more accurate to say he craves new experiences. When Dirk and Roxy first finished Hal's body they quickly learned how to repair said body after Hal wanted to find out what getting stabbed felt like (He's not sorry either, he thought is was fun) He'll take anything you give him. Kicks and punches? Sure, tender kisses? Bring it on! You literally opening him up and playing with his insides? Only if you're cool with him moaning the whole time (He plays it up so it's a little hard to tell if it actually feels good or if he's just playing into some fucked up bit. Judging by how many times he's asked you to do it again though your bet is on the former)

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Oh, another Homestuck headcanon

Jade and Jake are hairy as fuck

They just simply are

Hairy legs, arms, faces Jake more so but Jade also has bushy brows and some heavier peach fuzz. They got hair, and I love that for them

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Hi, since some of you seem to actually be interested in my little Homestuck au I thought I'd pop on by to share some more stuff!

First, the living situations for the "human" characters (All of them are human in this au but I'm talking about the core 8)

John and Jane Egbert grew up living with their single Dad and their Nana. Their great uncle Pop Pop passed when they were still pretty young but they both have fond memories of him, especially Jane

Now a days Jane has moved out to live on her own, working hard to earn her law degree so she can sleuth up a storm and take down greedy corporations, having been inspired by her Nana turning away from Crocker roots

John is still living at home, he feels a little aimless and not quite sure what to do with himself now that he's an adult. He spends most of his time either working his part time job or helping take care of/ keeping Nana company. As much as he's tired of cakes he's gotten incredible at baking and cooking in general thanks to Nana's help

Jade and Jake Harley grew up on a small island in the pacific ocean, raised by their Grandpa and Grand Aunt. Their Grand Aunt did most of the raising while their Grandpa went out on wild adventures whenever the mood struck him

That was until they were about 10. Jake and his Grand Aunt, who he'd taken to just calling Grandma, were exploring the more wild parts of the island at his behest when there was a loud noise. All he remembers is her looking scared before she gave him a big hug and told him to run as fast as his little legs could carry him. That was the last time anyone saw her

Jade has taken after her Great Aunt, studying the sciences and taking as many online classes as she can get her hands on. Jade thrives in a good learning environment and wants to know enough to start designing her own inventions. She's already made a few small ones but she wants to make something big, something that can help people! But for the time being, she's just enjoying the process

Jake has been less motivated. He still has that call for adventure in him but after he...couldn't find his Grandma he's become avoidant, holing himself up in his room to watch movies and play games. Seeing the characters on the screen get into peril was enough for him! Totally. He'd probably stay in there forever if Dirk's annoying "gift" wasn't so persistent about "training" him

Rose and Roxy Lalonde were raised by their single mother and occasionally visited by their Aunt. Growing up the sisters knew they had an uncle or two but it wasn't until they and the Strider brothers starting comparing family trees did they realize Dirk and Dave were also their uncles. Dirk hates it, Dave loves to get Rose's goat with it

Rose is currently busy trying to write a novel, she's been writing it since she was little but since it's so old and her own work she keeps scraping ideas because of the writer's cringe. She's making some cash on the side via writing commissions which she doesn't think very highly of, even though all her clients love what she makes. She needs to make a book, ya know?

Roxy has honed their hacking skills and is using them for good! Much to Hal's feigned disappointment. Their main thing is hacking into websites to tell their owners how to make them stronger, but she has other gigs too. You don't even know about half of the irons in her fire, man, there's like...at least four of em!!! But really, they do keep pretty fucking busy, but not busy enough to keep themself away from their friends. They even go to visit Janey from time to time since her collage is pretty close to home

While they all have their own plans, Rose Roxy Dirk Dave and Hal all live with with Rose and Roxy's mom. The brothers are mostly waiting for Bro's heat to die down before they get their own place, though Hal quite enjoys all the company being in such a packed space provides. Mom doesn't mind, she treats all of the boys like her sons. She keeps trying to get Hal to eat which he finds hilarious due to his lack of stomach or need for food. She keeps thinking he's her human child. It's weird. And...nice

So yeah, most of the Strider background stuff is in a different post so that should wrap this one up, it's already super fucking long ^^;

If anyone has questions or you think I didn't go into anything in great enough detail shoot me an ask! I love running my big mouth :3

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Fav activity with you and Jake English?

Huh, like, what I'd like to do with him? Probably watch his favorite movies, I don't watch many myself so seeing him gush would be fun. Or just, letting him talk? I love his fucking vocabulary so much

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I don't think anyone can be normal about Dirk, he's just Built Different 🤣

Okay, okay, SO Dave and Dirk are both being raised by bro in this little au? What's up with hal? Did he exist before or after they got old enough to move out? Does bro know about him? If Dirk still made Hal as a little teenybopper, did Dave or Dirk try to hide him from bro?

They nervous about bros reaction if he figures he can put it in a puppet, cause he's WAY weirder than Dirk? Lmao

He is!! Also you're awesome, thank you for enabling me :3

And yes, Dave and Dirk were raised by Bro (Who is actually their brother, along with "Big Bro" which is what they call Alpha Dave in this) Big Bro was off being super busy with Hollywood and movie shit so he was never around but he did send his little brothers a good amount of cash every month to help out (He has no idea how badly Bro is at taking care of living things)

Dirk still made Hal as an auto responder when he was 13. He was never meant to gain as much awareness as he did but Dirk is kind of fucking insane with building shit and convos with Mx Haxsor Roxy did some shit to his code (In a good way)

Hal didn't request an actual body until Dirk and Dave moved out to live on their own (Right on their 18th b-day, most of the Alpha Beta "pairs" like Dirk and Dave are twins) Since the Strider brothers moved in with the Lalonde's Roxy helped Hal convince Dirk to start working on a body (Which Roxy helped with a touch)

Also, how could they? Literally every inch of that apartment was bugged, except for their shared room. And even if they tried to keep him a secret since Hal was connected to the wifi he liked to control some of their electronic shit on occasion and Bro for sure noticed that shit. Hal was programed to act like 13 year old Dirk at first tho so he only really got up to "Ironic" shenanigans that Bro could respect

Until the brother's 18th birthday of course. As the younger Strider's approached adulthood they both knew Bro wasn't planning on letting them just go. He's a lot like Dirk, he needs to keep tabs on them, he needs to know exactly what their like so he can predict what the hell they're gonna do so he can counter it. What he didn't predict is Hal having enough respect for Dirk to actually help with their plan, shutting down every camera in the apartment and double, triple, and quadruple checking that he de-bugged all the brothers shit before they absconded the fuck out of there

Bro still has no idea where they are. But he's looking

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I have, been stuck, in my head, trying my fucking best to turn this string of thoughts cohesive but I simply can not so here's some of the shit that's been tumbling around up there for the past minute

These are my headcanons/ personal canon about Homestuck. All the characters I talk about are adults here, just fyi

Jake English is a cringe fail aro/ace himbo and I love him so very much I need to hug him and for us to bask in the knowledge that neither of us is putting weird social weight on showing affection to each other (In my personal canon he's a Harley but shhh)

Dirk Strider is my number one enemy and also my babygirl. You don't understand. I need him in my teeth like a dog toy and I also need to be tucking him into bed and giving him a gentle forehead kiss. He needs to know that he's loved and also what a little bitch he is, I'm not normal about him

Also Hal, I love Hal, no violence for Hal only love and showing him what being alive means. I want him to have a robot body and I want him to be all surprised when I hold him all gentle and show him physical affection for the first time because you know Dirk wouldn't

I have so much up in my dome man, this shit doesn't even touch on how the Beta and Alpha "kids" are all alive at the same time and living normal lives without the game and how in this one Dirk is raised by Bro too which just makes shit worse and also his hatred of the ocean in this is due to Bro taking him "swimming" once and by "swimming" I do mean throwing him in the deep end and telling him to not die about it

Do you like my run on sentences? That's how my brain is speaking rn, there is no room for breathing, get good (I'm kidding I'm so kidding but also AH)

So yeah, uh...help? Help me, or ask questions about this shit if you're interested I guess lmao

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Oh! Something else about the Fnaf hybrid au. Original Freddy and Bonnie both got married and had the Jr.s with their wives but neither of their marriages really worked out for them. Bonnie kinda rushed into the whole thing which lead to a lot of problems and a messier divorce while Freddy was really good friends with his wife but she wanted more than that out of a relationship. They split on good terms though! She's still invited to things like birthdays and stuff, especially if they're for Glam Freddy

Nowadays Original Freddy and Bonnie have stayed away from the dating scene, both of them admitting that it's too confusing for them. Although, it's hard to deny how domestic the pair are, they always had been of course! The two grew up together since their dads were in a band together, they knew everything about each other and had been there through the best and worst times

Glam Bonnie and Freddy like to call both of them dad to tease them. Both of them just get a little happy when the other's son calls them dad too