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When my aunt asked me if I was seeing someone special:

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When I told my friends about this guy I had just started seeing:
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In the bedroom:

What I would love to be like: But it's mostly just:
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When I'm single vs. when I'm in a relatonship:
Single:
In a relationship:
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When I have a really important paper due:
12 hours to go 'til deadline:
6 hours:
3 hours:
When I finish with time to spare:
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When I tried to get my family to eat healthier
They weren't into it...
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The morning after a tequila night...

... And everyone had a blackout but me:
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Every guy's logic when it comes to undoing the bra

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When someone says "Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful"
My response, always:
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How I used to treat my little sister when we were younger
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When I went to my ex's place after we broke up

What I had expected him to say to me:

But all he said was:
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When this happens while I'm dancing
I have to tell my boobs:
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When I'm trying to help my friends through a breakup

My guy friends that I happen to have a crush on:

My girl friends whom I have been through the same thing a number of times with before:
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When my friend is grumpy

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When my dad tries to be topical

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When the guy I really like suddenly started acting like dick


Now he wants to come back like nothing's happened but I'm staying strong!
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When people accuse me of overreacting to things...
Then I'm like:
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