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i just got called the gon to my best friends killua im legitimately sobbing oh my god

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update: we watched the “you are light itself” scene in hunter x hunter and were talking about how we both relate to killua and she said “we’re the killuas to each other’s gon” and i started crying within seconds

being called the gon to someone’s killua is quite possibly the single best and sincerest thing anyone could ever say to me

being called someone’s favorite human being hits different

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being called someone’s favorite human being hits different

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ok that’s it here are my blogs that i’m gonna try being active on cuz fuck school i wanna get back on this hellsite (this is still gonna be my main but yeet)

@not-the-main-character is my horny blog cuz god has abandoned me

@bungee-gum-b1tch is pretty much this blog but slightly more controlled bc my irl friends follow that one

@epilogue-young-forever is me trying to be wholesome/aesthetic and my friends also follow this one so i barely ever use it

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guess who’s finally organizing their blogs for the first time in god knows how long

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i used to be so damn proud of myself for not finding any of those middle aged white men attractive

and then i started hannibal

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Yeah sex is great but have you ever hung out with a friend and both of you are just laughing so hard and you feel your chest swell with love and affection for them and in that moment everything is right with the world?

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IM BACK AND I HAVE ENTERED MY LONG OVERDUE HANNIBAL PHASE

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dumb book idea that some boring fucks would say is really awesome and the rest of society would take one look at it and fall asleep:

listen. okay so.

grocery lists.

I KNOW BUT ACTUALLY LISTEN okay so like nonono listen trust me okay . so. its some grocery lists that like just some random mother has complied over time. and every page is like a different grocery list.

the entire book spans over months of shopping and at the start it has all the normal ingredients. "milk bread snacks pasta" . you know how it goes.

but then over time, more and more weird shit gets added to the list. strong cleaning wipes, hydrogen peroxide, large amounts of scented items. and u can see little scribbles of random thoughts on the paper as well. you can tell when she starts to lose her mind.

so yeah. last list. "knife"

she murdered her husband :)

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THE SKY IS BLOOD FUCKING RED WHAT IS HAPPENING

IT WAS FUCKING SHINEE PEARL AQUA EARLIER

IS THE WORLD ENDING

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

(Source: me)

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YES YES YES YES YES I CAN DO THE CORPSE VOICE EGAUOIJNFO;ZDSKLJFFK;SZKSD;LFK;DLSZFKDLS;

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update: my lip was bleeding. i did not in fact cough up blood 

me watching movies: *sees a character cough up blood and not tell anyone* lol that’s so stupid who would even do that

me: *coughs up blood* haha that’s wack lol imma take a nap

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this probably exists on ao3 somewhere but i was rewatching the gtlive hello neighbor streams and i had an idea:

fnaf x hello neighbor crossover where the neighbor is william afton and you’re a kid trying to get into his house (maybe cuz you know he’s a founder of the fazbear franchise and you wanna see if the rumors about the animatronics are true) and when you get into the basement you find all his experiments with the animatronics and the bodies so you have to escape (now with the help of the souls of the kids) EXCEPT now that you’ve discovered everything he chases you in the springtrap suit 

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me watching movies: *sees a character cough up blood and not tell anyone* lol that’s so stupid who would even do that

me: *coughs up blood* haha that’s wack lol imma take a nap

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also hey i have a new blog @bungee-gum-b1tch if u wanna follow me there gshjkldjsfgklz