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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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So erm That post huh . How's everyone feeling

Tenna Ghost Trick

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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Getting into a car accident is just like the Wizard of Oz. You’re suddenly thrown into a wild situation with potential casualties and you have to go talk to one of the most powerful people in all the land (insurance guy) to get your stuff back. Usually you’re joined by someone without a brain (a cop), someone without a heart (a cop), and someone without courage (a cop)

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Not even remotely what I'm looking for but thanks anyway Google.

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grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

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Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

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get high and embarrass yourself in front of thousands of transexuals and other deviants

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Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

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fuck with me

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hey man, not in front of The Anguished One. not cool. we talked about this.

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[stumbling out of the wizard’s tower wearing five cursed amulets] dude it’s chill i’m still ok to fly the dragon

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Is she... Y'know... *Does a series of motions that cannot be meaningfully interpreted*

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reddit severance fan: I just frame by framed every episode of the show and I found out that if you go to s1e5 at 23:56 and play it backwards it sounds like mark is saying "cold harbor"

tumblr severance fan: why isn't anybody talking about how this painting on the wall of marks house is a metaphor for his repressed grief

your coworker that watched severance in its entirety: I think lumon might be up to something