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dan playing 4d chess with himself and his fans. laughing about accidentally calling himself a homo and repeating it as a joke while knowing he is, in fact, a full time internet homo for real.

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Have yall ever heard of these dan and phil guys

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2011 -> 2025 "this year", and the next and the next and the next and the

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I was driving up to a friend’s for the weekend on Friday and nearly broke down in tears because I saw a billboard on the side of a southern highway. It had the same yellow background with red text that those awful, ubiquitous “Jesus Saves!” billboards have. I nearly missed it.

It said:

“Rejoice! God loves trans kids!”

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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spending money on squishmallows while posting donation links? good fucking bye

it's not a squishmallow lmao

2. it was a gift

3. suck my balls

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cornelia you wanna post about your in laws visiting sooooo bad

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oh, mat

and we thank him for it

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on a walk and just saw a van labelled ‘dog warden’

huge fan of how dan and phil make us notice things we would otherwise never think twice about

sidenote this ask made me google dan and phil dog warden because i wanted to see that newspaper article tweet again (here if anyone's wondering) and the related searches are so unserious

you must answer these three riddles to get into heaven

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If a regional war breaks out between Iran and Israel, Gaza will be forgotten. We will continue to suffer this suffering and will not be mentioned in anything. We will be forgotten forever.

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he's so pretty (and so is who he's looking at)

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Pet peeve: when people say “migraine isn’t just a headache” then say “because when I get a migraine I feel like my brain is being crushed by a truck and also stabbed with an icepick” like. You just described a headache. That’s a pain in your head. That’s a headache. A very, very bad headache, but a headache. There’s no threshold where pain in your head stops being a headache. The reason migraine is more than just a headache is because of the other symptoms that can accompany it— sensory sensitivities, brain fog and fatigue, nausea, aura, prodrome/postdrome symptoms, etc. Headache is just one of many migraine symptoms, and you can still have migraine even if your headaches aren’t particularly severe (there are even some types of migraine that come without headaches at all)

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Phwoah dads, I feel like Phil is the stage mom and Dan is the influencer dog specifically when they’re going ad reads, phummina phummina