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“life is full of surprises”?? I wouldn’t say this statement is applicable when you don’t use birth control and probably track your ovulation so you know when to plough..... defo JB and j’chelle 2

Oh my gosh

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dude stay off her omg

Oh my gosh

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Jills attempts to marry Timmy off with these songs are so fucking funny, I wonder if she sends free CDs to prospective courters

Timothy “graphic design is my passion” Rodrigues

An album cover made in Microsoft Word.

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So someone who didn’t kiss anyone till their wedding day is going to tell us what we’re not being told about premarital sex??

Lmao fuck off with your brainwashing and shame culture

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Is today the today??

Haven’t been on fundie tumblr for a while - is today the nurthan nuptials????

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Countdown to Nurthan Nuptials

22 Days

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I’m in isolation now so won’t be leaving the house for the foreseeable future - feeling very scared for my family today

can’t wait for this nightmare to be over

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I am getting VERY pissed off with the Baird sisters posting about corona virus likes it’s a fucking spa day??

~~ omg so blessed to have some down time ~~

~*~ how are you spending your corona vacay?? ~*~

Like??? HELLO??? People are LITERALLY dying????

I live in the UK and our government are doing fuck all, and it’s spreading so fucking fast. My mum has it, my family are in isolation. They live in a town that’s pretty far away from me, so I’m not there to help them. Do you know how scary that is? Yes my mum will be okay as she’s not super high risk, but this virus is spreading like crazy here.

The government are avoiding testing people to keep the official numbers down. What the fuck.

And guess what.... the government aren’t closing schools or work places. We’re expected to carry on as normal. The latest advice from our prime minister is to STOP GOING TO THE PUB??? Yeah no shit dude???

This isn’t a fucking spring break for you to have some extra bible time, this isn’t god telling you to slow down and have some time with Jesus.

Look after yourselves and look after each other ❤️ do what you can for you friends and neighbours but don’t put yourselves at risk.

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I’ve found some of my favorite people through the girl defined comment section

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*screaming* SHUT UP GIRL DEFINED!!!!!!

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I know they’re trying to be sex positive now ..... but that’s a personal question

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“Nothing is off limits.” 💀

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Deceased

My sister just shared a tiktok with me and I just feel like everyone needs to see it

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Ahem ellisa Baird

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Does anyone know if Girl Defined made their donation target? I kept seeing them talk about how running girl defined is very expensive...

Well I’ve got a solution on how they could cut the cost!!!

Just fucking stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A very interesting read for girl defined snarkers... I know we can’t help who our ancestors are, but the way they romanticise their Austrian heritage/ancestors and now reading this.... not okay