Occassionaly you have those sleeps... Where you know your ass is totally awake and aware... and boy does it give you the weirdest dreams.
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Sylvain my stupid traumatised son I love you but my god can you be a dipshit sometimes
Based on my first playthrough of Verdant Wind ft. my friend @3stargins
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my classes are done,, let the star wars commence
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thor: *picks up a snake*
snake:
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this is the exact doggo i want
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I literally need 30 brands of applesauce and 80 brands of cornflakes otherwise I will die
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This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck snake.

I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called "southern ringneck" in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They're not venomous, are nocturnal, and also....

ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They're super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They're just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.

How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like "that thing is gonna kill me"? U can't. Is babie.
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that gamer feel when……ur gaming
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yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning yes i do the ritualistic sacrifices
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trump supporters across the U.S:

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