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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you
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Poised in Perpetuity: Tanya Preminger’s ‘Round Balance’, 2008
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Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse
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I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.






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the urge to parody one of those "garment friendly outfits I wore this week! <3" videos, but it's just the most egregiously hideous outfits you've ever seen
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Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?
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<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
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My mom was looking through our old National Geographic magazines and I found my favorite picture ever
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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert
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i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.
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they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs
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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
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