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Two weeks ago today we were entrusted with the care and feeding of a supernatural being. Part werewolf, part milk vampire, part black magic baby, we call her Willa. (at Portland, Maine)
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I would have taken stovetop noodles but someone wanted to get all next level about it. #backyardwokkin
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Oh, the indignities of a Petsmart grooming session.
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Starting to think our kid might be headed for trouble in the name department. (at Broadturn Farm)
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I've done my fair share of hating on drones, but if one dropped off an air conditioner right now I would gleefully sell my soul to Jeff Bezos.
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I was gonna bail on the dentist. Then I remembered. AC. #92degrees (at Portland, Maine)
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@josephzamboni @77hammerstein @jlevesque wish you were here! I think I saw the cowboy. (at Provincetown, Cape Cod)
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This is a fitting end to the weekend that gave me my first niece, Lydia Marie Hanson. Welcome, earthling. (at The Eastern Promenade)
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Dying! Thanks @jesscarags @mermaidmcgill for ensuring the hipness of my spawn.
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Because the only good photo at 4:30am is a blurry one, right Cecily? #idahobound
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(6) burritos or a baby? #findoutinseptember
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Eva believes that toe is up to no good. (at San Francisco, California)
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