wheezecheese
wheezecheese
Perception is reality.
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it/theyI go by Jade and R.Vampiric androids with the bodies of angels of death.I'm a writer, so expect a lot of that.Do not ask for donations, I lack the funds for it.
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wheezecheese · 7 days ago
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The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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*hangin' up a sign on my blog*
GONE FISHIN'
BE BACK IN TWO WEEKS
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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mmm
mwah
haaaii ily
Hello, love you too
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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haaaii ily
Hello, love you too
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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Fanart for the book series Leviathan for a kofi!! I’ve loved these books for years and years and it was very fun getting to draw stuff for them :D
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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non-it/its users need to get their shit together fr
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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the only mechanism they take pictures of...
hey (like a siren) can I see you're favourite drumbot pictures I lost all mine
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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Welp.
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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"the boob on ik plague." -a Dutch person with chest dysphoria.
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I dont want people to find this
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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wheezecheese · 12 days ago
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"the boob on ik plague." -a Dutch person with chest dysphoria.
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I dont want people to find this
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