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After making sure Gryffindor wins the House Cup

Dumbledore: I'm so generous

Dumbledore: 10 points to Dumbledore

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We love two (2) Toms!!

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comparing gandalf vs dumbledore is childish but not bc “it’s pointless to argue about such things, everyone can like who they want” or some little bitch shit like that but because gandalf is so many leagues beyond anything dumbledore could ever hope to have achieved that it’s like why even bother. why even attempt

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Draco: Wanna know how hardcore I am?

Draco: *punches the wall*

Draco: Take me to the hospital

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Dating Draco Malfoy would include..

-You’re the most beautiful person he’s ever met

-On your first date, he complimented you a lot, and continues to do so in your relationship

-”You’re eyes are so beautiful”

“Aww thanks Draco, you do realize that’s the fourth compliment you’ve gave me in this hour”

“Hey don’t blame me for admiring how beautiful my date is”

-Study dates in the library

-You both try to focus but end up blabbering about random things or snogging

-You’re favorite days together would be talking, snogging, laughing, or anything where you wouldn’t be interrupted 

-You loved seeing him so carefree and seeing a little stress lifted off his shoulders, even if it’s only temporary

-You both come to each other with problems

-When he has bad days you let him rest on you and listen to his worries, he eventually falls asleep on you

-He never fails to miss any events, he always makes sure to send you gifts on your birthday and makes any important days special

-He tries not to show his jealously in public, but in private he shows his anger and worries

-You make sure he knows that he’s the only person you love, he calms down a bit after

-Stupid arguments that you guys can laugh about later

-Whenever you’re around he lights up

-”I- hold on, I need to ask Y/N something”

“But you talked to her an hour ago?”

-Seeing him in hoodies and sweatpants and thinking it’s the most adorable thing

-Sometimes you steal his hoodies just to annoy him

-But secretly he loves it

-He’s really protective over you, he doesn’t want to loose you

-Smirks in the Great Hall and in class

-You both try to meet up at least once during breaks, preferably somewhere in the muggle world

-His letters to you are painfully romantic, you can’t help but smile at them

-Small kisses here and there

-He likes to show off his knowledge to impress you

-You just smile and kiss him

-Him confiding to you about the death eater situation

-You can tell he’s trying to stay strong in front of you but you see through it

-You hug him tightly and let him know that you’ll always be there for him

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

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The movies and shows that stick with you after you’ve walked out from the cinema or got up from the couch, the books that live on in your head once the cover is closed, are the best kind of story there are.

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remus lupin’s patronus is a wolf are you SHITTING me

like can you imagine him doing it for the first time and finally succeeding and it’s a fucking wolf and all his classmates are like “oh that’s cool” and meanwhile he walks over and kicks a desk

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whenever a filmmaker on twitter tries to add something to “canon” after their film has already come out i just think of this iconic tweet

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— astoria diggory [hufflepuff]

a unique girl with a big heart

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Problems of being a fangirl

Asexual as fuck for actual people.

Slutty bisexual for fictional characters.

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someone: fr-

me: fred? fred weasley? yeah i agree he shouldn't have died

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Hogwarts’ students were about to face the worst test of their lives so their professor invited Auror Harry Potter to talk about his adventures. The Q&A went out of the professor’s control, though x)

[ig: @potterbyblvnk]

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Do you ever think about how much James Potter would have /adored/ Ginny? Just, “She’s so perfect, Harry, I couldn’t be prouder! She’s a redhead and a blood traitor and a Gryffindor chaser, and damn, those /hexes/. You’d better marry her, son, you’d just better.”

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I can never understand how Snape apologetics can stand up for him when he CANONICALLY does this shit.

I can maybe, maybe, understand those who haven’t read the books standing up for him, because honestly the movies don’t cover all the horrible stuff he does. But those who have read the books and still stick up for him baffle me.

I mean, you don’t see anyone sticking up for the Dursley’s or Umbridge, when they do the same stuff to Harry as Snape. How is Snape any different?

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happy b-day ron 

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oh u haven’t heard?? it’s all gonna be ok