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We’re all bored, we’re all so tired of everything We wait for trains that just aren’t coming We show off our different scarlet letters— Trust me, mine is better

We’re so young but we’re on the road to ruin We play dumb but we know exactly what we’re doing We cry tears of mascara in the bathroom Honey, life is just a classroom

‘Cause, baby, I could build a castle Out of all the bricks they threw at me And every day is like a battle But every night with us is like a dream

Baby, we’re the new romantics Come on, come along with me Heart break is the national anthem We sing it proudly We are too busy dancing To get knocked off our feet Baby, we’re the new romantics The best people in life are free

We’re all here, the lights and noise are blinding We hang back, it’s all in the timing It’s poker, he can’t see it in my face But I’m about to play my Ace

We need love, but all we want is danger We team up then switch sides like a record changer The rumors are terrible and cruel But, honey, most of them are true

'Cause, baby, I could build a castle Out of all the bricks they threw at me And every day is like a battle But every night with us is like a dream

Baby, we’re the new romantics Come on, come along with me Heart break is the national anthem We sing it proudly We are too busy dancing To get knocked off our feet Baby, we’re the new romantics The best people in life are free

So come on, come along with me The best people in life are free

Please take my hand and Please take me dancing and Please leave me stranded, It’s so romantic

'Cause, baby, I could build a castle Out of all the bricks they threw at me And every day is like a battle But every night with us is like a dream

'Cause, baby, I could build a castle Out of all the bricks they threw at me And every day is like a battle But every night with us is like a dream

Baby, we’re the new romantics Come on, come along with me Heart break is the national anthem We sing it proudly We are too busy dancing To get knocked off our feet Baby, we’re the new romantics The best people in life are free

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i had no fucking clue until yesterday that jeb bush’s name isn’t fucking jeb those are his initials. john ellis bush. yes just like fucking GOB/george oscar bluth on arrested development good fucking god

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this is the face of a broken man

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This is one my favorite SNL moments

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i’m really sorry

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me af

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Pinot Noir (lyrics by Titus Andromedon, art by Tyler Feder)

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I’m challenging myself to make one new printworthy illo every weekday of April because April is my birth month and I want to start age 26 like a productive badass.  Can I do it?  Only time will tell…

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parks and rec rewatch → 5.06 “ben’s parents”

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PinoooOoooOoOooOOooOooOoot Noir

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