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leon kennedy cock headcanons: by era

overarching: i don’t think that leon is circumcised — given that his parents were involved in organized crime that ultimately resulted in their deaths, i don’t think that they were freely offering identifying information to health insurance companies, meaning his circumcision would range anywhere from hundreds to thousands of dollars. i doubt leon was even born in a hospital to begin with; it’s unlikely they’d risk arrest for a largely cosmetic procedure. however, i think leon is hygienic regardless of era — i imagine his experiences with bioterrorism & viral warfare would leave him anxious at the thought of contracting illnesses. his balls are kind of average until death island. like they’re okay i guess. you can’t quite fit them both in your mouth. remake canon leon is quieter during sex than og canon leon.

re2: i think that he gets hard relatively easily. the horrors of the world have only hit him a little bit. high libido, healthy sex drive. trims, doesn’t shave, but trims often. 5.5 inches flaccid; ~6 inches hard; inclined to the left. he doesn’t have any unhealthy sexual habits yet — i think he’s just somewhat repressed & sexually avoidant after his upbringing. watches relatively normal porn; feels moderately bad about it; normalizes it in his head enough to keep at it. pubes are blonde/brown. short refractory period — cums & is still hard.

re4: specifically (re4r) leon is still continuously repressed; (og canon) has sex actively enough to maintain a healthy libido. sex is a primary coping mechanism over later alcohol reliance. i think it’s 5.5 inches flaccid & stays 5.5 inches hard because every misogynist is a little bit disappointing in bed. he shaves regularly for hygiene reasons throughout bootcamp and his later missions, but keeps doing it for some reason. pubes have kind of darkened. doesn’t really watch porn at this point in time. bootcamp made him decent at getting by with his imagination. subpar at rolling on condoms. refractory period depends on day.

infinite darkness: dramatic changes in appearance extend to cock. i think in prior installments his dick was generally pink — while still pink, it’s more of a neutral/nude pink now. rediscovered porn; relies on masturbation more regularly now. repressed guilt does not stop him from clicking on slightly misogynistic porn titles. back to trimming — less regularly and far less evenly than in re2. tried to frame alcohol reliance begins, but it’s sort of that honeymoon phase of alcoholism where his dick hasn’t really taken a hit yet. veins more pronounced during this period.

damnation: started shaving again, but less frequently & never right before any sort of actual intimacy. i think he’d cum the least here physically, but cum the most in re2 and death island. glossy lips onscreen = glossy tip offscreen. surprisingly, best refractory period out of any of the older eras. he thinks that he’s on a break from porn, but the break suddenly ends whenever he finds himself alone for too long — regardless, he isn’t horrible about it.

re6: tried coke once when offered it by one of the higher-ups; tried coke again; tried coke again; tried coke again; got coke dick one (1) time & gave it up forever. pubes randomly lightened again slightly. gave up shaving again. it doesn’t take much at all to make him start leaking pre, but it actually does take a while to make him cum — but he’s the most vocal about it so it’s worth it #mengroaning #menpanting

vendetta: whiskey dick. years of drinking finally caught up to him and he’s rather upset about it. pubic hair is finally dark, because you’re never too old to finish puberty. either really sexually active or really sexually inactive. somewhat convinced that if he doesn’t act like he has whiskey dick, his body will forget about it. still cares enough about cleanliness to trim occasionally, but otherwise #bushera. kind of desperate to get off, so he’ll try virtually anything his hookup suggests that sounds moderately appealing.

death island: cock randomly has more girth. like it’s remarkably thicker. 6 inches hard again because he earned them back. whiskey dick survivor; currently recovered. i think when genuinely in love with someone, he gets hard rather easily. (‘someone’ could be his neighbor or could be a pornstar he’s particularly fond of.) suddenly really into creampies again. i wonder why. he & re2 leon physically cum the most, because we live in a cycle. ave maria.

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leon kennedy cock headcanons: by era

overarching: i don’t think that leon is circumcised — given that his parents were involved in organized crime that ultimately resulted in their deaths, i don’t think that they were freely offering identifying information to health insurance companies, meaning his circumcision would range anywhere from hundreds to thousands of dollars. i doubt leon was even born in a hospital to begin with; it’s unlikely they’d risk arrest for a largely cosmetic procedure. however, i think leon is hygienic regardless of era — i imagine his experiences with bioterrorism & viral warfare would leave him anxious at the thought of contracting illnesses. his balls are kind of average until death island. like they’re okay i guess. you can’t quite fit them both in your mouth. remake canon leon is quieter during sex than og canon leon.

re2: i think that he gets hard relatively easily. the horrors of the world have only hit him a little bit. high libido, healthy sex drive. trims, doesn’t shave, but trims often. 5.5 inches flaccid; ~6 inches hard; inclined to the left. he doesn’t have any unhealthy sexual habits yet — i think he’s just somewhat repressed & sexually avoidant after his upbringing. watches relatively normal porn; feels moderately bad about it; normalizes it in his head enough to keep at it. pubes are blonde/brown. short refractory period — cums & is still hard.

re4: specifically (re4r) leon is still continuously repressed; (og canon) has sex actively enough to maintain a healthy libido. sex is a primary coping mechanism over later alcohol reliance. i think it’s 5.5 inches flaccid & stays 5.5 inches hard because every misogynist is a little bit disappointing in bed. he shaves regularly for hygiene reasons throughout bootcamp and his later missions, but keeps doing it for some reason. pubes have kind of darkened. doesn’t really watch porn at this point in time. bootcamp made him decent at getting by with his imagination. subpar at rolling on condoms. refractory period depends on day.

infinite darkness: dramatic changes in appearance extend to cock. i think in prior installments his dick was generally pink — while still pink, it’s more of a neutral/nude pink now. rediscovered porn; relies on masturbation more regularly now. repressed guilt does not stop him from clicking on slightly misogynistic porn titles. back to trimming — less regularly and far less evenly than in re2. tried to frame alcohol reliance begins, but it’s sort of that honeymoon phase of alcoholism where his dick hasn’t really taken a hit yet. veins more pronounced during this period.

damnation: started shaving again, but less frequently & never right before any sort of actual intimacy. i think he’d cum the least here physically, but cum the most in re2 and death island. glossy lips onscreen = glossy tip offscreen. surprisingly, best refractory period out of any of the older eras. he thinks that he’s on a break from porn, but the break suddenly ends whenever he finds himself alone for too long — regardless, he isn’t horrible about it.

re6: tried coke once when offered it by one of the higher-ups; tried coke again; tried coke again; tried coke again; got coke dick one (1) time & gave it up forever. pubes randomly lightened again slightly. gave up shaving again. it doesn’t take much at all to make him start leaking pre, but it actually does take a while to make him cum — but he’s the most vocal about it so it’s worth it #mengroaning #menpanting

vendetta: whiskey dick. years of drinking finally caught up to him and he’s rather upset about it. pubic hair is finally dark, because you’re never too old to finish puberty. either really sexually active or really sexually inactive. somewhat convinced that if he doesn’t act like he has whiskey dick, his body will forget about it. still cares enough about cleanliness to trim occasionally, but otherwise #bushera. kind of desperate to get off, so he’ll try virtually anything his hookup suggests that sounds moderately appealing.

death island: cock randomly has more girth. like it’s remarkably thicker. 6 inches hard again because he earned them back. whiskey dick survivor; currently recovered. i think when genuinely in love with someone, he gets hard rather easily. (‘someone’ could be his neighbor or could be a pornstar he’s particularly fond of.) suddenly really into creampies again. i wonder why. he & re2 leon physically cum the most, because we live in a cycle. ave maria.

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I ♡ how easily I make him hard weeeeee

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headcanon posts are just bland and incorrect any more what is even the point bro </3

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dash is dead im teleporting to the past

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thinking hard about leon Kennedy who’s never cum inside anyone because . he Swears by condoms. never ever gone raw, because some part of him, despite how many times he’s gotten fucked over by the world has clung to this last shred of sentimentality, wants nothing more than to give his most earnest load to someone he truly cherishes,,, that shaky exhale when he presses even jus his bare tip in, his hands trembling ever so slightly where they cling on to your hips like it’s your first time all over again,, his brain royally melting when you finally really get to sweetly plead “Leon- Leon please… please give it t’me… wan’ it inside..” and suddenly his hips are rabbiting full force down into you at a pace he didn’t even know was humanly possible. driving his hips as deep as possible with each thrust, roughly taking the backs of your knees and pinning them up against your chest, wrapping his hands around to sink his fingers into the flesh of your ass and hoist up,,, just pumping his cum into you, growling, whimpering into your nape all the while,,,,

yeah. …….. yeah no one talk to me GOODNIGHT.

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thinking hard about leon Kennedy who’s never cum inside anyone because . he Swears by condoms. never ever gone raw, because some part of him, despite how many times he’s gotten fucked over by the world has clung to this last shred of sentimentality, wants nothing more than to give his most earnest load to someone he truly cherishes,,, that shaky exhale when he presses even jus his bare tip in, his hands trembling ever so slightly where they cling on to your hips like it’s your first time all over again,, his brain royally melting when you finally really get to sweetly plead “Leon- Leon please… please give it t’me… wan’ it inside..” and suddenly his hips are rabbiting full force down into you at a pace he didn’t even know was humanly possible. driving his hips as deep as possible with each thrust, roughly taking the backs of your knees and pinning them up against your chest, wrapping his hands around to sink his fingers into the flesh of your ass and hoist up,,, just pumping his cum into you, growling, whimpering into your nape all the while,,,,

yeah. …….. yeah no one talk to me GOODNIGHT.

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guys don’t aspire to work at a cutesy boba shop this shit is NOT for the weak 😓😓

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told dad I’ve been talking to a 38 year old MAN for the last ten months ….. teeth chattering ………

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when Lana said “he hit me and it felt like a kiss” …. yeah girl. yeah it did

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guys don’t talk to older guys, it’s a scam. once they get invested, they start saying shit like “when I talk to you my dick goes like this” and it’s the windows 7 boot up sound effect

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bought a strap on …… oh. this is where men get their audacity from

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how I imagine he looks at his phone after receiving his fifth “I’m gonna get you pregnant” text from ovulating me

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just chilling at work and my 38 year old situationship sends me a vc of him doing push-ups and lowkey whimpering.

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and if I wrote jayvik x mel x reader what then. WHAT THEN.

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update: flight is… booked,,,,

lana del raying too close to the sun as we speak guys

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older men that have to sneak off from family events because you sent them dirty pictures and they couldn’t hide the tent in their pants send TWEET !!!!!!