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The moon landing was a lie. Change my mind.
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The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one
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“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday
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studies show that I literally did not ask
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do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”
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me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside”
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my fbi agent watching my deadlines get closer

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