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only the ofmd fandom could get angry that the show is... about the main characters?

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Madeleine Sami: “Where to start with the bts?! Playing Archie was a goddamn joy! What a crew. Love them all 4 lyfe 🖤🥰🏴‍☠️”

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Screeching my way back onto tumblr to yell about the fact that Ed is clearly devastated by Izzy's death but he chooses queer joy and peace with the man he loves over running off to sea for vengeance and that's an im-fucking-portant sign of his healing and recovery.

When Zheng offers him revenge, he sort of half-heartedly agrees with 'yeah I suppose I wanna kill that guy', and that half-heartedness comes from the fact that he's not feeling it. He's feeling SAD, he's feeling GRIEF, but rather than quashing them under the boot of anger and violence, he's letting himself sit in those emotions and FEEL them, properly.

ED IS SAD AND HE'S SITTING WITH HIS SADNESS AND ALLOWING HIMSELF TO BE SAD AND THEN HE CHOOSES LOVE AND AN ATTEMPT AT SOME SORT OF PEACE RATHER THAN BLOODSHED AND VENGEANCE I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS.

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first of all none of us could afford hannibal’s therapy

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seeing people say "they buried him in the ground like a dog" I'm sorry I have to laugh. girl have you heard of a cemetery?????? you won't BELIEVE what goes on there.

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seriously 😭 

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Feeling extremely grateful that now when I say “hmmm I think I’m going to rewatch all of OFMD,” my last shot of Ed won’t be him sobbing, heartbroken, trapped in the Blackbeard persona, and instead he’ll be happy and reunited with Stede as they start a new life together. 💕

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beginning to suspect there are large segments of the ofmd fandom who have never watched a romcom before in their life

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and then they kissed smooch smooch

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Damn. I just found out the writing in season 2 was really bad! Some 17 year old with "izzy" in their username just let me know.

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I just started rewatching the show so I can write this fic! Just know that I'm a very inexperienced (read: bad) writer and it might not ever see the light of day. I'll try my best!

NO but do you realize the potential for a "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir" style fanfic? If you don't write it I will

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I go into the tags

I see people with the most detached from reality takes I've ever seen (why are you watching a romcom if you don't like the romantic leads??? How is it "bury your gays" if everyone is gay? How is "no longer the queer joy show" when it ends with most characters super happy and our leads starting their life together?)

I leave the tags

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the opening shot! of the show! is frenchie singing about a pirate’s life! and now he’s the captain! it was his flag idea they went with! he’s been through it all and earned his stripes! i’m so fucking proud of him! and i can guarantee he’s gonna find success running more scams. every pirate has a gimmick and i bet that’s his. i’m so so proud of him

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also stop posting vitriol about how ‘this is why straight men shouldn’t write queer characters’ as if ofmd doesn’t have one of the most diverse writing rooms in the industry

who else is doing it better? we are crying out for queer representation and now you’re sending bullshit to him on twitter acting like he’s the world’s worst homophobe bc your fave died in the finale when a dozen other queer characters not only lived but got a happy ending? please

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also stop posting vitriol about how ‘this is why straight men shouldn’t write queer characters’ as if ofmd doesn’t have one of the most diverse writing rooms in the industry

who else is doing it better? we are crying out for queer representation and now you’re sending bullshit to him on twitter acting like he’s the world’s worst homophobe bc your fave died in the finale when a dozen other queer characters not only lived but got a happy ending? please

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All Gentlebeard Kisses (So Far)

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Do Good Omens tv fans know that in the book, it's a BAD thing that every cassette left in the Bentley turns into Queen after 2 weeks? Like, Crowley doesn't WANT to listen to Freddy Mercury all the goddamn time no matter how fitting some songs are to certain scenes?