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some of my elden ring works put together

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found this INCREDIBLY powerful pic of miss piggy from her 1983 calendar

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Lydia Pettit (American, 1991) - Entry Points (2024)

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Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

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Joust ⚔

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alien vs predator? a rich kid on spring break vs a crocodile that’s also the embodiment of everything fucked up and scary about sexuality. predator is toast.

dracula vs frankenstein? world’s most fatherless honors student vs a charming and cruel authority figure who’s also the embodiment of everything fucked up and scary about sexuality. frankenstein’s monster is toast.

freddy vs jason? extremely manipulable human vs extremely manipulative supernatural entity. jason is toast.

king kong vs godzilla? the consequences of usa global cowboyism, trying to enter the new york dating scene vs the consequences of usa global cowboyism, trying to avoid his polycule’s city-leveling drama. a match made in heaven. their battles are legendary, their on-again off-again affairs even more so. they haven’t paid child support for their sons in years

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they should invent a staying up late that doesnt guarantee less sleep

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Blue Stadtbad Mitte "James Simon"  -   Eline Brontsema

Dutch, b. 1988 -

Woodcut, 68.2 x 51.3 cm

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Hi, I just wanted to share this photo I took. I think in fact, the most Photograph I have ever taken. No, this is not AI, this is a real photo, and whenever I look at it I feel like Tom Haverford staring at that abstract painting in Parks and Rec. Also I took it out the window of a car going 100kph, so, uh, yeah.

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thinking about anastasia trusova paintings again

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no woman should ever have to explain why she doesnt do something to her body.... 'why don't you wear makeup?' 'why don't you shave?' like. thats what i look like. idk what to tell you

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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.

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A Hilma af Klint from 1913 at the Moderna Museet, a photo I got from Robert Manley

I have not seen this one before

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Gandalf Big Naturals my beloved