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The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool
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I love listening to lies when i know the truth
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Don't fear the enemy that attacks you! Fear the fake friend that hugs you !
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Me?Mature??! Ha! I still laugh when the ketchup bottle "farts"
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You don't know something? Google it ! You don't know someone? Facebook it You don't find something? MOM!
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They say we learn from our mistakes That’s why im making as much as possible. Soon I'll be a genius
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Men say women should come with instructions what's the point of that? have you ever seen a man actually reading the instructions ?!
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Brains are awesome I wish everybody had one
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An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues
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If plan A fails, remember you have 25 letters left
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If i died in my sleep, you can say i died doing my favorite thing
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The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest
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Love is like fart.If you have to force it, it's probably poop
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