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He couldn’t catch her in time

“Meeting at the Turret Stair” but with Zelda

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Patrol

by coffee-time

Inspired by Monet's famous painting "Poppies"

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where does Kurdistan fit in this

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this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

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if youre an israeli settler hiding in your bunker because of the nyc mayoral election stay inside

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ftr he's talking about the replies to this

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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hard day on the hate sex farm

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while getting up from jacking off just now I thrust my pelvis upwards and my dick flopped up and down whipping my own cum onto my chin

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this was at my job @phillip-bankss

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when they start menstruating

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What if there was a universe where snakes and ladders and penises and vaginas switched places ☝️

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