Johnny: I have an idea.
Mike: A good one?
Johnny: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Sagittarius: Hey, how would you like your coffee?
Scorpio: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Sagittarius: One white chocolate latte coming right up.
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my favourite thing is probably the scientific name of the Grizzly bear.
It’s Ursus arctos horribilis. “ursus” meaning bear in Latin and “arctos”, bear in Greek.
so essentially a grizzly is a “horrible bear bear.”
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Graceland 3x10 | Master of Weak Ties
Johnny + abs
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When their FBI careers failed, Mike Warren and Johnny Tuturro tried something… else.
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Jakes, tipsy: let's talk about white people
Johnny, drunk: WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS EATING CASSEROLES
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