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I'm getting very addicted to Lil Nas X like guys help idk what to do
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So the natural order is cowboys then astronauts
We've all seen Toy Story
The 50's were crazy about cowboys, then the 60's was crazy about astronauts cause we were GOIN TO TO THE MOON
So NASA has already announced they're planning some crazy shit and we WILL live to see peeps on Mars
So before that happens, can we make cowboys a thing again? Like not overly patriotic homophobic I love my truck country bootlickers, but fuck society cowboys. Is that what Lil Nas X is trying to do? Is this the gay agenda?
Long story short

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Everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x’s YouTube icon

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Sorry if I decide to do a spam about lil nas x

me and my sword
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friend: do you want anything?
me: i don’t have any money
friend: oh that’s okay, i’ll get you something
me:

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Finally got new earbuds
Me: ahh finally I can finally listen to my tunes 😊
*proceeds to play my death metal playlist on full blast*
Me: this is nice 😽
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I remember that I used to have the mindset of "oh I'm not like other girls 😝😂🖕", then I met other girls and got to know them.
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me, grade 5, explaining to my friends that my bratz doll left her husband because her husband joined a gang against women with short hair so she broke up with him, got a haircut, and found another bratz doll with short hair and they own every single my littlest pet shop animal i have and she is much happier now. but then her ex came back with another woman and tried to make her jealous but the other women looked exactly like her and it turns out they were long lost twins separated at birth so her newfound sister breaks up with him too because they have twin powers but then the ex kills her in a rage but wait she didnt actually die but she has a scar on her face and she’s out for revenge and now she has a knife and i called the story ‘the knife the angry wife and the ex in strife’

all my friends at the sleepover:

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I honestly lost track of how many times I tried to plan how to get my life back together
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