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IVE BEEN QUEUING THIS FOR SO LONG

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This has been in my queue since 18/12/2020 and it's D e s i n t e g r a t i n g

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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tailgate slowly hiding his head appreciation

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G1 Soundwave please! 💕

the inner machinations of their mind are an enigma....

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“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

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bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

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shadow and bone (2021)

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i don’t think i’ll ever recover

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The names of famous countries in English and how the locals call it.

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being a non native english speaker and having picked it up through a lot of different things is pretty funny because you end up using words like “y’all” and “whilst” in the same sentence. keeps native speakers on their toes

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To all the 13 year olds out there being viciously mocked online by other 13 year olds for being into stuff I've never heard of, hang in there, one day you'll be like 30 and be like "what on earth are all these 13 year olds viciously mocking each other online about, I've literally never heard of that" and yes it IS as great as it sounds