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"I was eating fries on the way home and I picked up a fry up from here points to middle area cup holder of car because it dropped and I was like 'it's fine, it's not like it's the floor. It's just the middle thing' and when i picked it up and bit into it, IT WAS A FROG!!!"
Source: chaoticenergycos
#Source: tiktok#chaoticenergycos#i'm sorry for the frog tbh#he didn't want to be eaten#out of context
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"Since I'm the oldest, sorry dad."
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“What the hell’s a Denver?”
#Source: sadmilk#robots made these inspirational quotes (𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭)#16:23#wonderstuck#sadmilk#out of context
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"wooooah, oh man. I can totally die in that!"
#Source: OSP#Journey to the West (APRIL FOOLS SPECIAL)#9:03#blue osp#overly sarcastic productions#out of context
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"I have never been so happy." Said immediately after someone dies.
#Source: rtgame#A Man Who Hates Bad Writing plays Minecraft Story Mode: Episode 3#16:27#rtgame#out of context
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"who just opens fire if one guy just starts chucking muffins at people tho. Like I know were in america but..."
#source: rtgame#Using an Excessive Amount of Muffins to kill everyone in Hitman 2#1:24#rtgame#out of context
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"Person 1: THAT'S SPANISH!
Person 2: I believe you mean 'es espanol!
Spanish guitar noise"
#source: overly sarcastic productions#Just For Funsies: College Hell What's the difference#6:51#Blue and Red#osp#Overly sarcastic productions#out of context
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“Once you have that boi under your control, sing songy time to get into unethical science.”
#source: brian david gilbert#Understanding Kingdom Hearts (and every other story) | Unraveled#12:31#bdg#brian david gilbert#out of context
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"You like literally just said that you're not manipulating anyone and that was like wicked manipulative"
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"*In a VERY happy tone* He's dead!!"
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“So your brother’s the fucking dog?”
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“What would it sound like if minions did the naughties.”
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“I DID IT! I’M DATEABLE!“
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“I wanted to take flesh on trips”
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"These do not appear to be lining up....Time to cry a lot."
#source: mumbo jumbo#Hermitcraft 7: Episode 28 - BASE PROGRESS!#11:28#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft#out of context
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"That should be the correct distance from that and if it's not I cry a lot”
#source: Mumbo Jumbo#Hermitcraft 7: Episode 28 - BASE PROGRESS!#10:35#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft#out of context
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“Okay animorphs!!!”
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