#source: brian david gilbert

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“No one wants to hear my opinion. Which is why I am not EXPRESSING AN OPINION, I AM STATING A FACT.”

— Donnie, to everyone

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Wizard: No one wants to hear my opinion. Which is why I am not EXPRESSING AN OPINION, I am STATING A FACT.

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

No one wants to hear my opinion. Which is why I am not EXPRESSING AN OPINION, I am STATING A FACT.

Wesker

[rottmnt-incorrect-quotes]

Leo: “What is your greatest intangible fear?” This is a pretty heavy one.

Leo: I guess my greatest fear would be, like, not being able to remember my loved ones, and just like, losing that sense of self. So probably, I guess it would just be memory loss, is probably my greatest intangible fear.

Leo: Nine, “what is your greatest tangible fear?”

Leo, without hesitation: HORSES.

[incorrectspquotes]

[After Valkyrie becomes the Child and the Mother]

Never: Oh god, it’s Valkyrie Cain.

Omen, waving a little: Morning, Valkyrie!

Valkyrie, walking by: The world will be reduced to ash.

Never: Christ, she creeps me out.

[purpleknight9k]

Donnie: No one wants to hear my opinion. Which is why I am not EXPRESSING AN OPINION, I am STATING A FACT.

[lockwoodandquotes]

Lockwood: And just when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany.

Lockwood: I’m going to throw myself into the sea.

[ridetheincorrectcyclone]

Ocean, functioning on an hour of sleep and coffee: Folks, I hear you. I hear your questions constantly. They come to me in my dreams, like a prophet receiving visions from an angry God.

[incorrectwednesday]

Sheriff: Someone once said “When you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.”

Sheriff: But that’s bullshit.

Sheriff: I love what I do but let me tell you something

*flashback to the entire plot of Wednesday*

Sheriff: I’ve worked some days.

[friendlyfaded]

Darlin’: I guess my greatest fear would be not being able to remember my loved ones, and just, like, losing that sense of self. So I guess it would just be memory loss, is my greatest intangible fear.

Darlin’: What’s my greatest tangible fear?

Darlin’: Horses.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: No one wants to hear my opinion. Which is why I am not EXPRESSING AN OPINION, I am STATING A FACT.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Bronwyn, muttering: Dammit, it's Waldreg.

Bronwyn: Mornin', Waldreg!

Waldreg, cheerfully: The world will be reduced to ash!

Bronwyn: Eru, that guy creeps me out.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Druid: I have come up with a solution

Druid: I am going to throw myself into the sea

[incorrect-songbird-quotes]

Eda: If I can't be accurate, I sure as hell am gonna be extra.

[incorrectlotm]

No one wants to hear my opinion. Which is why I am not EXPRESSING AN OPINION, I am STATING A FACT.

Charlie

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Genesis Steve and Dream Steve: Siblings, siblings, SIBLINGS, SIBLINGS

Genesis, pointing at Dream: This is my brother.

Dream, pointing at Genesis: And this is my brother.

Genesis and Dream: We are siblings and we care for each other.

Genesis: Everything we own -

Dream: - we always share

Genesis and Dream: Because we're siblings and we have the same hair

[brief interval of eerie sounds as the two experience a flashback of the First Curse]

Genesis and Dream: If you don't like siblings, give us a chance. We'll impress you with our sibling dance!

[Genesis and Dream bob up and down in sync to the music]

Dream, pointing at Judge: Hey, what’s that?

Genesis, whispering: We have an older brother.

Dream: You thought there were two.

Gensis: But there is another.

Genesis and Dream: He’s always busy and he has short hair, but he’s one of us, so we don’t care.

Genesis and Dream, crowding around Judge while bobbing up and down: Come on, ‘keeper, snap out of that trance! It’s time to do the sibling -

Judge, annoyed: GUYS, GUYS, I can’t focus! I can’t read! I can’t get any of my work down with you guys making this racket about sibling dances!

Genesis and Dream: [upset]

Judge: I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be mean. It’s just we’ve lost a lot of attorneys in our office, and I’ve got a jury trial on Monday, and I’ve got to get this motion finished. And I don’t have time to do a [suddenly enthusiastic] SIBLING DANCE!

[Genesis, Dream, and Judge bob up and down to the music]

Genesis, creating Forest Steves: Sometimes I think I can talk to plants.

Genesis, Dream, and Judge: Come on, let’s do a sibling dance!

Dream, reliving the trauma of fighting the First Curse: The void of space is a vast expanse.

Genesis, Dream, and Judge: Come on, let’s do a sibling dance!

Judge: [loudly bangs his hammer into the ground multiple times with a straight face]

Genesis, Dream, and Judge: Come on, let’s do a sibling dance!

Genesis, Dream, and Judge: Siblings!