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me, shouting from the roof i am precariously balanced on:

ENDGAME STEVE IS A SKRULL!!!

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i’m not saying bucky should spend most of cap 3 crying and kissing steve, but i am saying they’d be smart to play to sebastian stan’s strengths

#if you hire sebstan and then don’t get him to kiss a man while crying#then you have wasted a natural resource and should be prosecuted (queerly-it-is)

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imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads

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I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves. Call me the devil, Raymond? How original. Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.

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brooklyn nine nine best moment throwback (voted by my followers) #4 BOOOOOOOOOONE!!! (43.9%)

Are you trying to Monty Hall me? It’s unbelievable. I don’t need Monty Hall ruining my place of work when Monty Hall has already ruined my home life. Come on, sir, the math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.

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PRIDE CELEBRATION WEEK | DAY VI ▸ favorite scene/quote

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Rosa "the badass" "the closest to all members of the squad" Diaz.

Opening up to Charles first.

Charles got to call her Roro.

Eventually coming out to Charles first, weeks before she came out to the rest of the squad.

Telling Gina about her secret bathroom when she needed it.

Crying when Gina left even though it wasn't even her "gina moment"

Gina taking care of Rosa when she was sick, even made her a care package herself!

Rosa telling Amy she has her back during the first season

Rosa supporting Amy during her bachelorette party even after it kept getting more lame, insisting to turn it around

Rosa wanting to win a stroller for Amy because she felt bad about buying her the wrong stroller

DELIVERING AMYS BABY?? And countless others with Amy too.

Rosa and Jake being the ultimate partners?? In the academy together?? A thousand push ups??

Rosa opening up to Jake after he was upset they aren't as close as he would like

Rosa and Jake's first and final impressions

Rosa asking Jake to be there when she comes out to her parents.

Rosa hanging out with hitchcock and scully and actually enjoys herself. Challenging them to the "butt-lympics"

Rosa asking Jake to make sure Terry likes adrian because his opinion means too much to her

Rosa immediately gives zero shits about the case anymore when she hears that Sharon has gone into labor

Rosa sticking with her stupid dozerpad for Terry and for Terry only.

Rosa helping Terry achieve the 99 arrest record.

Rosa and Holt being GREAT at emotions together.

Rosa and Holt listening to death metal together after her breakup

Rosa letting Holt move in with her?????

Girly can act all badass but she's truly the softie of the squad. She's literally everyone's best friend.

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★ countdown to christmas ★ day 17 of 24: brooklyn nine nine (2013-2021)

“that’s right. boom. just kicked santa in the testicles.”

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honestly i think this might be the best tattoo of all time 

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An iconic moment from every B99 episode: The Jimmy Jab Games 2x03

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good morning to my mutuals who keep talking about wanting to fuck jesus' side wound and good morning to my mutuals for whom this text post will be a fun surprise

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reblog and put in the tags one fictional character you would send to therapy if you had the chance

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you are loved. on quiet days that feel meaningless, during long nights when loneliness consumes you, when you’re reminiscing and grieving the past, on good days that feel like warmth and light, always remember that you are loved. 

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I have no idea what's happening in wwe except that brock is like........... hot? Now.

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Jin, I will be contacting the nearest hospital to have you admitted for lunacy. This post will be the only evidence I need.

I have no idea what's happening in wwe except that brock is like........... hot? Now.