whostolemygoldfish
whostolemygoldfish
Meep Sheep
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she/they/he *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ mixed Umatillan, registered CTUIR member *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ pedos/Nazis/terfs/ect. fuck off or get the broom of doom *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ autistic and physically disabled *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ if you want to see my cat the tag is #my cat jeff *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ My favorite people ever are @iamthegoldfish and @istoleyourgoldfish, and @p0ssomlord is my Girlfriend*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ I AM DEEPLY UNWELL ABOUT STAR TREK IT'S A VERY INTENSE SPECIAL INTEREST
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whostolemygoldfish · 3 months ago
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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I got really bored and started searching Flickr for every photo people took on September 11th 2001
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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Hi. Things are bleak, I know that. I know that we paid for Trump's last term with blood and it is likely the price will be blood again.
But listen to me. LISTEN.
You do not have to force yourself to witness horrors as an act of activism. It is not a form of activism. You can put your phone down, you can block that horrific video. We cannot win if you cannot fight and you will not be able to fight if you are hopeless.
Do not let them guilt you into this. People who are exhausted are easier to walk over. Take care of yourself, find community where you find joy.
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.
no getting up. no looking at the flag.
everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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If you want to feel a little hope, consider dropping by r/fednews. They're getting angry and sharing the emails and memos they've been getting.
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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a bad terrible foolish logics.
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.
this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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She hadn't made a milkshake in years for fear that they would return.. She starts the blender reluctantly.. In the distance, screams.. The boys had returned. They were. coming to her yard.
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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"You're a vampire?! Why can I see you in the mirror then?!" "You idiot, mirrors haven't been using silver since the 1950s!!"
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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Scoliosis gang rise up..!
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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Craziest shit about being a fandom blogger in these dark political times is scrolling back thru my recent posts like Oh we are so cooked. This is so fucked. we are so screwed. Oh hey, Blorbo from my Shows, I love that guy! :) We are so cooked. This is so fucked. we are so screwed.
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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isnt there a better picture they could have used
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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I am going to do nothing for the rest of the day. this is my promise to you.
I have made a list of allowed activities:
• relaxing
• laying down
• sitting
• beatboxing (quietly to myself) (but I will keep it to a minimum)
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whostolemygoldfish · 5 months ago
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When I was in kindergarten I saw a painting of the American Revolutionary War. I asked my mom, “Who were the good guys and who were the bad guys?” And she said, “That’s not really how war works. It’s not like a TV show. Both sides thought they were right, otherwise they wouldn’t have been fighting.” And my seven year old ass went “Oh ok”
Anyway having internalized that fun fact in literally kindergarten? It surprises me how many college-educated adults still don’t seem to know about it.
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