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ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

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does my gay little dance

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So for Kakashi, do you guys respect him as hokage, like oh my gawd, it's Lord 6th and I must bow down to him!!! or is he still just that idiot friend who now just happens to wear the hat and you treat him the same as before? I know he's all like, "drop the lord" and wants to be all informal, but what about protocol and stuff? Or is there like a balance? and are you his bodyguard too like you were with Tsunade? Does that make it awkward being that you're guarding your friend? Of all the hokages, he seems like he'd be the one to need a babysitter to not go on missions and keep him in the office.

It's not the same as before, and there is a healthy level of respect. Much as we like to tease him, he's not exactly the kid I got to throw into the river for a bad attitude. We're still friends, and I'm still one of his bodyguards.

It's not awkward when I know he is my friend. He does have to remind me a few times when we're together as friends to relax because it's not my turn to sit watch. I get a healthy allowance of his shenanigans too because I know he'll turn up when we need him and he knows when to not take things too far, even when he does like to cut and run on us. One memorable time he came to visit me when I was out sick with a migraine during an escapade and we ended up falling asleep together and scaring the shit out of the new recruit. That was fun.

and of course we've still got my friends with benefits deal I got with half my friend group. If we can survive that and still like each other after twenty years we can be professional when we need to be.

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@scarecrow-in-a-hatake you fucking listen to @beautifulbluebeast right the fuck now. Listen to Gai. If you make him sad like this I will throat punch you. Listen to your rival.

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Food play?

... Not an automatic no, but please nothing going in holes they shouldn't.

Also, I'm not the best with sticky textures.

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Let’s Play Kinksame or Kinkshame

send a kink or turn on for my muse to respond if they’re into it or not.

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Yes! :3

of course you have white hair and trauma

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@scarecrow-in-a-hatake

of course you have white hair and trauma

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all the better to commit murder :)

the government pays me good.

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

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@haganekotetsu I've got one of those! It's called murder :)

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

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You say this after threatening to poison me with spinach.

The only healing I ever need is a firm smack on the back from Genma

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I love how it’s murder for the first three and a generic insult for the last. Playing favorites with another medic? I’m hurt.

Everybody on my dash is getting a personalized middle finger

@designatedadult

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Fuck you, explode

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Fuck you, spinach in your salads forever

@scarecrow-in-a-hatake

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Fuck you, be reduced to bones

@butterflysuture

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Fuck you and your butterflies!!

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I know what kinks are you assholes!!!!

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@scarecrow-in-a-hatake I will not, actually!

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@designatedadult stop bullying the innocent children. It’s not their faults that blindfolds would utterly rock their world. Let them work up to the autoerotic asphyxiation

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What was that you posted last week? About vague reference posts?

Oh, come on. I'm drunk, and even I remembered what day of the week it is.

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I’ve got him. Come on, Kakashi.

Someone come get this idiot out of my apartment.