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rephrasing a sentence to avoid having the same word twice in a row literally feels like adjusting yr stride so you step on the pavement cracks the right way

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i ❤️ my 3 mutuals that like my posts no matter what it is you guys are going on my will

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don’t unfollow me okay. i’m going to make a really good post one of these days. just wait.

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Lt. Kitsuragi... the man that you are....

do you think kim knows? that he's exuding pure sex appeal at any point? that everyone wants him? wars have been fought over less yknow.

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kim is in love

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Doodle spree :P

*f*ckin finally

*bravo lesbians (donation username that went viral on the French twitch)

*the wheel of fortune goes round and round, oh don't you worry buddy, it's spinning fast.

F*ck ur mom you and the wheel, if i want it will crush you, rip off your fake ass nose and- WOW

*I love water, in 20-30 years there will be no more <3

(Yes these a french/ francophone memes..)

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Titus' so far... favorite pink boy

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more more more

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kim documents

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yeah sure man pinball ring...

25 year old cop full of speed drives souped up kineema straight into wall, busts local drug trade.

Undercover cop au

Anyways so I hate when people are like oH KIM IS EVIL he is HIDING SOMETHING EVILLL because like....

the fact that most undercover officers have their missions obscured even to their colleagues and are changed departments after the mission is done matches up w Kim's background like its literally right there

I dont think he was actually undercover in a pinball ring, so undercover underground speedracer in illegal races ring it is. Probably got recruited by the RCM for it after getting arrested too many times as an angsty teen for it. But yeah look at my son, love him.

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look at my detectives dawg my case is not getting solved

trying to crack the code of how to draw these two + i hc that harry would try out all kinds of facial hair post-martinaise, thus the 'stache <3

separates under the cut

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kim如何哄狗

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run club

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Idle animation

The lieutenant and you have been standing idly on the plaza in front of the Whirling-in-Rags for almost half an hour, waiting. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - This is boring. There's nothing to do! SAVOIR FAIRE - There's nothing to do except this. YOU - You turn your back to the lieutenant. "Come on Kim, hook your arms through mine." KIM KITSURAGI - "Detective, what…" YOU - You kneel down and force him to go down with you. With a powerful jerk, you take his weight on your back, his natural body tension allowing you to lift him easily. KIM KITSURAGI - For a moment he lets out a surprised sound, then he giggles. EMPATHY - He wouldn't ever admit it but he likes this. He feels how strong you are and he feels that you have his back. Literally. YOU - He swings his legs forward to get back on the ground. KIM KITSURAGI - You are about to let go of his arms when his muscles tense up again. VOLITION - No way. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Yes way! KIM KITSURAGI - He pulls on your arms and lifts you onto his back. You feel your body tense instantly and your feet lose contact with the ground. Your legs are paddling like an upside-down May beetle. SAVOIR FAIRE - That must have looked way more graceful when it was his turn. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Kim is carrying you! YOU - Your breath flutters with joy and you can't suppress a “Whoooooop!” ESPRIT DE CORPS - He has your back and you have his. He is strong, he can hold you up. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Do it again!

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hey guys remember there is an offline version of the FAYDE! Remember that if, say, ZA/um decided that a freely explorable website with all the Discoed Elysiums dialogue you could eat was a business threat to their shitty mobile app, they can issue a digital milenium copyright act takedown against a website but they can never issue one against I file you already downloaded onto your computer, that you own :)

Right now the off-air FAYDE requires Ruby interpreter to run which isn't super convenient but if any shit hits the fan I will do my level best to make, idk, an executable in Pascal or something that can use the same database. disclaimer: my level best sucks ass

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I finished Disco Elysium today…