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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

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“So tell me more about why you hate physical contact so much”

“Please…please just let me go”

“Oh no, not until I’ve dragged every trauma, every memory out of you”

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Prompt (447)

Wind ruffled the villain’s hair. They stood on the ruins of the skyscraper. The city before them was little more than ash.

“Where are you, my love?” the villain whispered with a smile, scanning the skyline for the hero.

The villain would find them eventually. The hero couldn’t hide forever.

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Whumpee who's been on the run from some sort of organization/the government/whatever for a long time, finally getting captured.

Waking up in a facility in the middle of nowhere. Knowing that no one is coming to rescue them.

Whumper leaning over to whisper, "It's all going to be alright, we're going to take care of you now," before tenderly stroking whumpee's hair.

Maybe brainwashing is involved? Will whumpee ever be rescued/ever escape? What are whumper's plans?

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hey whump writers turns out even when you’re on heavy painkillers and have a high pain tolerance it still stings like a bitch when you’re getting wounds cleaned/irrigated.

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USA going through its whump era

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“I don’t do this becuase I like to see you in pain”

“Then why?”

“Because other people like to see you in pain. And I need to pay my bills.”

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Pictured: Whumpers reacting to their favourite actor's performance

Taskmaster things that sound like whump things - 5/god knows how many

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One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.

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Injuries that actually have any sort of lasting noticeable presence over the course of multiple episodes, my beloved 💕

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This sad little fictional man just has so. Much. Trauma.

Let's give him more, shall we? >:3

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RECOVERY: Hospital Bed | Holding Back Tears | “What have I done?”

Painful recovery. Whumpees bathing for the first time since captivity, and every water droplet falling onto their burn wounds, pulling on their stitches, soaking through bandages. Whumpees having to sit and wait while pieces of glass are slowly extracted from within their skin, holding back tears when the cleansing alcohol gets into their cuts. Whumpees having to drink healing potions that are meant to help in the long run, but hurt like hell going down Whumpee's throat.

"Whumpee?" "hnn- wh're are we?" "You're safe now, Whumpee. Just rest."

Caretaker rushes into Whumpee's room the second they wake up. Just seeing Whumpee brings a whirlwind of fear and concern and anger to the forefront of Caretaker's mind, god, they're so angry that Whumpee made them worry like this and Whumpee could've died and Caretaker would be left in ruins and- Whumpee's heart rate has doubled and they've moved to the edge of the bed. Away from Caretaker.

"Whumpee, I got some- why are you on the floor? Again?" "Would you believe it if I said I was doing pilates?"

second last day of whumptober!!! i can't believe that it's nearly over - i still remember writing the first prompt list 😔 anyways see you tomorrow for, last but not least, day 31!!

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trick or treat!!! :D

TRICK!!! get vivisected 🔪🩸

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PSA for fanfic writers

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caretaker who makes whumpee feel wanted for the first time in fucking forever

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i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves