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OH MY GOSH

THE CRANE WIVES. THEY KNOW US. THEY KNOW WHO WE ARE.

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When 30 million subscribers?

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Very quick Piglin Brute Technoblade Speedpaint because I have free will

*insert Tears by Amos Roddy*

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Switching between these every day

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one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people

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GUYS I JUST PLAYED BADMINTON WITH GRIAN MINECRAFT????? WHAT THE FUCK?????

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Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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big fan of romance horror. big fan of terrible people still being loved. big fan of bending morality and turning the grotesque into something beautiful.

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I will never understand the hate for grey hairs. Your hair has sliver in it now. You have the color of stars on your hair. You have proof you survived and grew up. You have proof you are living. How is any of this bad?

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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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top places to publicly overshare online:

tumblr blog

youtube comment section of a song

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trying to make unlikable characters

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was gonna make a post about The Character but then i looked at my dash for 5 seconds and it would appear that everyone is also having the same experience so

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where the fuck is the CLUNK sound effect coming from