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IM SORRY FORD BUT @garaks-padded-bra SAID SO!

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3

[Poll 1, Poll 2]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

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Patrick Stewart is the king of old man Yaoi.

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I love when people see a Star Trek species that looks like a humanoid with half the show's budget plastered on their face in the form of silicone and paint and they say "Oh yes this is great. But what if it was an animal". So here's my Cardassian.

They move kind of like very agile bears: mostly on all-fours, but easily capable of standing on two legs. Their hair benefits from regular sand baths.

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 6 POLL 6

PROPAGANDA:

[Dr. Doppler]

"Deleted dialogue says he gave birth to his and Amelia's children. If Disney weren't cowards, they'd have kept the mpreg dogman."

Important Note: @megers67 has come forward to say that the 'Mpreg Doppler' thing is actually an unverified claim that they have accidentally perpetuated in the past, but they still put their support behind his candidacy in this competition. And yeah, if Disney didn't consider mpregging the dogman after all, we can still fix this by gettin' him pregnant now!

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

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if I had a nickel for every time Kelsey Grammer played a blue creature with unmatched Dilf energy, I’d have two nickels. Which honestly isn’t enough.

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ds9 meets text posts pt 2 of ????

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Erik: Hi i'm Erik and this is my boyfriend Charles. I'm stil figuring out why he's dating me

Charles: ?? Because i love you???

Erik: No you don't, i'm just still collecting evidence of that

Charles: And what will you do when you collect it?

Erik: Pretend that i didn't and live with the knowledge that i was right yet again

Erik: Also my Crying Time will extend from 5 to 10 hours a week

Charles, in the most gentle voice despite his eye twitching furiously: Darling, i believe we've talked about this :)

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Tell me when you get bored. A story about doses. [x]

I posted this on twitter and had a variety of aggressive ableism thrown my way.

This is a story about changing what I can in spite of what I cannot for the comfort of my loved ones. The thing that others find to be hurtful about me is that I like to spend time in silent solitude. People who love me often feel hurt that I tend to solve my own problems instead of leaning on them.

When we spend too much time together, people find my neutrality to be concerning, and it becomes too much for people to be unable to read me.

To show the people I love that I enjoy their company in ways they can understand, I pool my energy together to be high-energy, peppy, and social. Since this is not my natural state of being, it takes effort, which can only be expended in small doses. I amplify the things people like in me while filtering out everything they dislike about me when I am in their company.

I change my behaviors for those I love, but at the end of the day, I cannot change my neutral state of being, which is the thing that they want most out of me.

This is a story about me accommodating people in the best way I know how, not the other way around. I would truly appreciate it if people don't misconstrue this anecdote as me asking for dismissal of hurtful behavior when in reality, people find hurt in the fact that I simply exist, and I must change for them.

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xmcu tweets part 3 !! i got lazy with these half of them are just tiktok sounds and tumblr posts el oh el

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I only like a Wolverine ship as much as I like the name. Poolverine? Awesome call back. Logurt??? Hilarious! Morphine? Inspiring. The names, you can’t sell me a product without a good name.

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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I saw a dumb post where all the ships with logan were in the kitchen and Scott kept catching them so I made this

YALL GO CHECK OUT THISS POST, ITS THE INSPO!!!!

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one thing every wolverine has in common is slutty hips. They can never take that away.

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indeed

I'm awesome

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Broadway makes broad hipped babies

if he isn’t baby girl why are his hips so sluty? Hmmm?

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I finally finished drawing Logan and Wade for my How To Train Your Dragon AU. I will draw them with their dragons at a later date. Logan has a Timberjack and Wade has a Deathgripper and Hobgobbler

Stuff about the AU under the cut and their accurate heights & WIPs

This AU is specifically Poolverine and is mostly inspired by the Deadpool and Wolverine movie, but does have other characters appearing in it. I like taking bits and pieces from other stuff, but it will mostly be these two. Chapter 1 is mostly a prologue/what leads into them meeting. I really really like writing for Logan so most of the fic will be mostly his side, though I do write in the 3rd person, he will be the "main" character. I will also write parts that mostly focus on Wade, but sometimes I feel silly trying to write him 💔

They're so fruity istg ❤💛

ALSO LOGAN WITH HIS CLAWS FOR MY AU THEY'RE THE BONE CLAWS CAUSE I SAID SO 💛💛💛