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So I just checked and I somehow have over 100 followers (104 but. still)

And like thanks - love you guys so much but ...WHY Though

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The Harry Potter fandom might disagree on a lot of things, but there are some things that we all agree on:

Umbridge is a bitch

Sirius “only one will die tonight” Black is the biggest fucking drama queen

Draco is hopeless at cooking. He can and will burn down the house.

JKR is a huge fucking asshole and she is disowned from this fandom

Umbridge is a bitch

Wolfstar. Is. Canon.

Dorcas Meadows and Marlene McKinnon were huge lesbians

Umbridge is a bitch

calmly

James Potter was the mother hen of the marauders and if you think otherwise you are wrong

Minerva “all tests set by a competent teacher” “have a biscuit Potter” McGonagall is the biggest badass of all time.

Did i mention that Umbridge is a fucking bitch

Feel free to add more

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Vine references: Harry Potter Characters

Harry: Well I’m doing just fine…I lied I’m dying inside

Ron: i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

Hermione: that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopaedia of pl-pl-pl-pl-pl-

Neville: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla

Luna: he needs some milk

Ginny: Go back to sleep, and starve.

Draco: hey loser, say kid backwards! [dik?] Ha ha, that’s gay…

Dumbledore: [HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?] THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..

Snape: *to the ghostbusters theme song* I’m an adult virgin

Lily: oh my god why can’t you just take the freaking compliMEEEENTT

James: People constantly ask me what’s it like to be a sexy-

Sirius: All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?

Remus: [dad, look! it’s the good kush…] This is the dollar store how good can it be?

Peter: I brought you Myrrh [thank you] Mur-dur! [huh…Judas..no]

McGonagall: smack that bitch

Flitwick: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!

Hagrid: look at all those chickens

Arthur: road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does

Molly: every time you don’t yell at your kids, put a quarter in your sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-

Bill: wOw

Charlie: So no head?

Percy: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be: I would get pushed way less.

Fred: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

George: I’m John Cena!

Tonks: This bitch empty, YEET!

Moody: I wanna be a cowboy baby

Colin: That was legitness

Cho: Chris is that a weed?

Cedric: Oh my god they were roommates

Fleur: hi, I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Victor: *slides in* Good evening

Dudley: Whaddup my name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read

Petunia: I saw you hanging out with caitlin yesterday!! [r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!] i won’t hesitate, bitch! * pew pew *

Vernon: the cheese of truth *puts cheese on newspaper* immigrants cause cancer

Dobby: Hi welcome to chilli’s

Hedwig: Bitch I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you

Narcissa: two shots of vodka *pours in half a bottle of vodka*

Bellatrix: I love you bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you….bitch.

Voldemort: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

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if you’re white and are protesting, please, please listen to this. if you’re white and have white friends protesting, let them know

this all blows in the face of Black and brown people protesting

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[x] Bonus:

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Keira Knightley 20 January 2018

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A “choose your own adventure” mini comic / game made by GAYSHI!

Warning! It’s an horror story that contains torture, blood, gore, psychological torture and animal torture.

The first part is up!

                        TO START THE GAME CLICK HERE!

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A friendly reminder that these are canon facts about Trafalgar Law:

He collects coins.

He idolises ninjas.

He reads (or read as a kid) comic books.

He has a strong hatred for bread.

His only weakness is literally his fucking teddy bear.

Every single "disguise" he has ever owned has had his custom jolly roger plastered over every inch of it (thus defeating the purpose of a fucking disguise like Law please you might as well have just announced your presence through a megaphone)

^ The fact he owns entirely customised outfits only suggests one of three things;

Trafalgar Law knows how to sew.

Trafalgar Law commissions some poor bastard who's probably too scared to say no to a former Warlord to tailor these clothes for him.

He gets someone in the crew to do it.

Frankly idk which of these possibilities is best.

As if that wasn't enough and god forbid he's ever in a position where clothes aren't allowed and he cannot display his obsession with his late saviour on fabric, he has to make doubly sure that everyone around him knows exactly who he is, and therefore has his jolly roger tattooed both in the centre of his chest and the middle of his back.

Stole the hearts of 100 marines and just fucking mailed them to the Navy HQ.

His ship is in fact not a ship, but a giant yellow submarine.

He makes fun of Usopp by calling him "Long-Nose-ya," Chopper "Raccoon-ya," and Cavendish "Cabbage-ya."

Got so into Sanji wearing his raid-suit that he just ditched calling him black-leg and immediately swapped to calling him Stealth-Black.

Also gave a word by word monologue of said raid suit and everything Germa 66 is and stood for while Sanji was in the middle of a fight.

Pulled a big ol' sike on Doflamingo and literally told him to lick an entire country's asshole.

Whilst wearing a jacket with his late brother's code-name on the back.

And revealed to him his bloodline is that of Doflamingos most hated.

As if just saying "fuck you," isn't a thing anymore.

Also he can make people switch bodies with one another? I'm not entirely sure why that's something Law would think to invent and weaponise, but at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.

In his character song Lost in Shinsekai, he adds his infamous "-ya" honorific to takoyaki.

Yes he really does give food an honorific.

No I am not joking.

Just reminding you all of these in case anyone ever has the misconception that Trafalgar Law is a badass, cold, ruthless man and not in fact the fucking lame nerd he is.

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Big Mom, after having birthed over 80 kids already: I’m pregnant again y'all :D!!!

Katakuri:

Daifuku:

Oven:

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