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ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

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“we’re gonna sleep together”

“no”

….

“so where’s your address?”

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Tsunoda gifted with a copy of the book “Angels in the Mud, the Flood in Emilia Romagna” by Luca Giacomoni (📸 @/pciccarone @/RmcMotori) A book about the volunteers during the Emilia-Romagna flood in 2023*

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Pierre your polycule is suffering

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Virginia Giuffre has passed away yesterday. May she rest in peace.

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remember when Nico put himself, his teammate AND Lewis on a podium back in 2011? ’Cause I do.

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This vid would never not make chuckle the twink on twink violence “vettel what a dark day for him the darkest of his career put in the wall on him home track 😬 “I’m crying Nico was one step away from saying seb kys

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JACK DOOHAN SAID HE WAS A 2015-16 NICO ROSBERG FAN AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE “that’s so terrible”

- Kimi leaning over to an upset Isack (biggest Lewis Hamilton fan) and making sure he knows he’s on Lewis’ side too

- Ollie literally saying “yeah, don’t support Nico!” (As a joke obv but it’s still funny)

(Edit: he said “your dog’s called Nico” LOL - yeah he wouldn’t have said don’t support him knowing that he’ll probably see him in the paddock this season at some point)

- Even after Jack said you gotta support the under dog Isack still wasn’t convinced AHAHAHA

So apparently everyone needs to chose a side to the divorce and Nico is the wrong choice. LOL (Kimi’s the exception because those are his parents but everyone else is a Lewis fan)

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Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 54

Charles and Pierre: Please revoke your no swearing rule

FIA: Why?

Max: *From his garage* Well that really DILLS my PICKLE

Yuki: *From his side in the garage* That really grates my cheese!!! That just really GRATES my CHEESE!

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looks like the make-up sex went well

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the pope is dead. i sense mbs' downfall coming soon, so here are my rules *when* i become president of the fia

profanity is absolutely allowed. matter of fact, you must swear at least once on radio, and once in the media pen. i believe if you're not swearing, you're not being truthful about your feelings. honesty is, in fact, the best policy.

all drivers are entitled to 2 fights against any another driver per season, only applicable after the first 5 races. it's a good outlet, and it can't be done between australia and jeddah because then you're doing too much. let's calm down please. applications are done online, and drivers are allowed to reject offers. but they won't, i know these men.

all hate accounts on twitter will be deleted and reported to the users' current working/schooling institutions.

by 2030, half of the grid will be women. i will make sure of it

any statements pertaining to 'championship mindset' or 'mental weaknesses' are punishable by a 50k fine. thinking of those words will warrant a 25k fine because i'm nice.

NO, I REPEAT, NO PROBLEMATIC FIGURES ARE ALLOWED TO BE INVITED TO ANY RACES!!! idc who is inviting them, you both will be fined and the inviter will receive a 2-race ban. a 3-race ban will be inflicted on team principals who do such. stop setting people up.

secret santa gifts have to be MINIMUM £20. no vouchers, no coupons, no calendars. let's put some effort in guys, it's been a long ass year. drivers are rich enough anyways.

a team's chief strategist cannot be a driver's personal strategist. wtf.

pr captions are forbidden. the dichotomy between 'radio thoughts' and 'ig caption thoughts' are unacceptable. if you wanna call your team a mountain of pisstakes, sprinkled with bullshit shavings, please stand on business and do so.

if you disagree with any of these, you're not fun and you're getting a fine!!!!

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whoever was in charge of the broadcast for f1 75 fumbled so hard not cutting to lewis when the brocedes crash was shown as a part of mercedes heritage. c’mon. stir the pot.

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just found out he joined sky sports in 2018?? he had 1 (one) calendar year of retirement. what

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brocedes lore is crazy. what do you mean nico interviewed alain prost on his podcast. they talk, they laugh, and then, when nico is wrapping the discussion up, as if it's nothing, prost says he hopes nico and lewis can make amends. the world goes on for everyone but nico. he is half-dead on the battlefield, struck through the heart, vision curling around the edges.

he chokes down the shock. he manages to say--oh, yeah, i'd be open to that, casually, as if he isn't split in two, as if the wound is not still fresh. then he begs the wizened old champion to tell him how does someone make amends with their former rival. 'doesn't someone need to apologise first?' his voice caught between bone-deep anxiety and yearning, between the need to keep his composure and the desperate hope that maybe it isn't too late for him to reconcile with lewis.

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oh, i'm sorry, your ship is sinking? your ship is 6 ft under? my ship crashed into an iceberg. my ship is 12500 ft under. my ship is the titanic.