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Me at work

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In the U. S. we can buy a hamburger for 79 cents. If the American taxpayer was not involved in subsidizing the beef industry, the same hamburger meat would cost over $12. Meat in America today would cost $48 a pound if it were not for the American taxpayers subsidizing the grain, the irrigation water, the electricity, the grazing on public lands. How many people—even in America—would go and spend that amount of money on meat if it wasn’t subsidized? We can’t afford roads, or schools, or health care, and yet we are paying $11.21 for every $12 of something that is helping kill one out of every two Americans today.

Howard Lyman (via petitedeath)

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I forgive people but that doesn’t mean I accept their behavior or trust them. I forgive them for me, so I can let go and move on with my life.

thoughts (via wisteria-spirit)

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Live from the U.S. Senate.

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WHEN YOU TRY TO STAY PROFESSIONAL DURING A GUY’S RANT AGAINST FEMINISM BUT THEN YOU REALIZE YOU’RE TALKING TO A FUCKING IDIOT  

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"I repeat the computer"

You don’t really understand Star Trek until you’ve seen Galaxy Quest.

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Space-Saving Design Ideas

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I ran over my Nokia Brick with a car once. It was fine. 

All hail the brick-phone

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Always.

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no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

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if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

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GPOY

Too nice

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#DID NOT EXPECT TO LIKE THIS CHARACTER /AT ALL/

I suspect I only like this character because Andy Samberg had the good sense to marry Joanna Newsom and I am perpetually in love with her.

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Edgar Wright - How to Do Visual Comedy Because he’s just better than everyone else. (Note: This got way bigger than I ever expected it to get.)