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Trump appears to have made the military decision without consulting Congress, which (under Article I of the Constitution) has warmaking powers.

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Draco has been sharing an office with Potter for two months, six days, and thirty-one minutes when Potter’s messy head pops up from his even messier desk and says:

“You’re gay, right?”

It’s 8:53. Draco blinks. “Please don’t make me contact HR this early in the morning.”

“No, no, I just—" Christ in the clouds, he’s leaning closer. “I think I might be, too.”

It’s 8:54. Draco has not yet had coffee.

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(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)

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doctor: “you lost your memories”

me: “wAIT FR?!!! THANKS GOD”

doctor: “what.. those are not good news-“

me: “stfu” *opens a new ao3 tab with evitative*

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They’ll always stay together no matter what

Ko-Fi || Socials

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You couldn’t pay me to watch this fucking movie

THEY TOOK THE FOUND FAMILY FROM THE FOUND FAMILY MOVIE??? THEY UNFOUND THE FAMILY????

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me whenever something happens

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I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.

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Re reading the original hunger games is so funny bcus katniss can literally read haymitch's mind like what. I'm dying of thirst but haymitch hasn't sent me water, that must mean that there's some nearby!! And one kiss is one pot of broth!! Like she even acknowledges that it's strange when she's like oh to peeta this would just be a pot of broth. Haymitch will give her one look and katniss knows immediately what he means and she's right every time

Meanwhile peeta is like your dress really suits you and you look nice :) and katniss is like he's trying to kill me

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🚨SOTR🚨

Haymitch: oh look bunnies- WAIT NO I'm supposed to be a rascal.

Haymitch: rascal rascal rascal, Lou Lou please get back here! I have an important task for you. Hold these rocks. Let me peal you an egg... Ok take mine

Haymitch: Ampert is coming, should I make him a snack.... Damit NO RASCAL!

He's trying SO hard but sadly his default mode is 'mom friend', and at any given time he has at least one kid trailing after him like a little chick. He can't help it guys!

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One thing I love about sotr is how much Haymitch and Maysilee matched each others capitol hating freak. Them deciding to paint their own posters, deciding to be loose canons and as wild as their horses, deciding to be rebellious victors, and not allowing themselves to be treated like animals

Maysilee said "jump", and Haymitch said "how high?"

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This scene was way too funny.

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I'll add it to the list of words I use to try to figure you out

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since everyone is talking about the difference between katniss' and haymitch's narrations, i find it funny how in sotr everyone is vaguely described and in og trilogy we know how most of the characters look and i know it's coincidental but it's like this:

haymitch describing a character: she has two sisters two brothers, her parents married each other on one spring day, one of them is gay, she's a lesbian and broke up with her girlfriend over jealousy

katniss describing a character: idk man he has.... brown hair

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Not Haymitch being the legal guardian of Katniss in Capitol and District 13.

In mockingjay,

Haymitch is annoyed about Katniss ripping off her earpiece, and he is showing her different PERMANENT earpiece option as a threat.

He specifically says, " I will AUTHORIZE them to surgically implant this transmitter into your ear".

Authorize, not ask them or tell them but AUTHORIZE.

That imples he has had to NOT authorize previous District 13 demands. Just like in the Capitol with breast enhancement surgery.

Few pages back, Asterid says how she didn't know Katniss was going to 8 till she was already gone. And Katniss goes, I'm sorry I'll ask them to clear everything with you.

And asterid replies, "Katniss no one clears anything from me".

Asterid is not Katniss' Legal Guardian anymore, Haymitch is. He has been running around for god knows how long keeping her safe and sane.

The I wonder is he the reason Katniss got discharged from the hospital while Finnick stays in a drug haze?

Is he the reason they leave her be when she doesn't follow schedule?

Is he the reason they let her hide in pipes and closets?

And I'm reminded of lil Haymitch taking care of even littler children during his games. Wondering why they all come to him. And he's fails to keep any one of them alive.

Except Katniss. That's a daughter thrusted to him. And he's trying so fucking hard to not let her die too.

I'm gonna go cry now

#why do all the little ones stick to me

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Haymitch when Clerk Carmine still doesn't like him even though he's an ally: