whydidithavetobeme92 - Tumblr blog

[whydidithavetobeme92]

me in 50 years: the happiness is in just being... canon in spanish... onion field... cas helped... open to interpretation... homosexual declaration of love... balls deep... it's not subtext it's just text.....

them: alright grandma let's get you to bed

[whydidithavetobeme92]

Not enough credit is giving to the ghost facers who managed to predict the future and legacy of supernatural with their "gay love will pierce the veil and save the day"

[whydidithavetobeme92]

[whydidithavetobeme92]

You wouldn't last a second in the asylum they raised me in.

[whydidithavetobeme92]

Now this is the innovation that this world needs rn

roommates zukka au where sokka flirts with zuko by playing emo boy by ayesha erotica every time zuko wears a black outfit

[whydidithavetobeme92]

Y’all don’t even understand me fr any of these Zuko’s skipping around would be the funniest fucking thing on the planet like look at my vision

Zuko Season 1:

*Zuko arrives at the South Pole and Sokka goes out to greet him*

“Blah blah blah where is the avatar blah blah blah give him to me or I burn this village down”- Zuko

“Fine fight me 1v1”- Sokka

“Fine”- Zuko

“Can’t believe I’m gonna fight someone who doesn’t know how to skip”- Sokka

“WTF I am Prince Zuko of the fire nation of course I know how to skip”- Zuko

“(In his baffle them with his BS era) idk dude you just give off a vibe that you don’t know how to skip”- Sokka

*Zuko angrily huffs then skips around ponytail flapping in the wind*

Season 2:

Ok ok now y’all need a little vision for this one but hear me out

*Sokka craving some fucking tea ok he wants tea and some alone time is that a crime huh so he walks into the jasmine dragon*

*Sokka sits down and hears someone approaching but he’s looking down so he just rattles off his order until he looks up and him and Zuko realize at the same time wtf is happening*

“WTF are you doing here”- Zuko and Sokka

“Me WTF are you doing here”- Zuko and Sokka

*this pattern of saying the same thing continues for a minute*

“I can’t believe your royal pain in the ass is serving fucking tea in Ba Sing Se”- Sokka

“I can’t believe your peasant ass is ordering tea in the upper class ring of Ba Sing Se”- Zuko

“Now boys why don’t you go talk outside.”-Iroh

*the boys walk outside cause Iroh*

“Ah young love am I right (trying to reassure the customers all is well while also loving the ship)”- Iroh

*anyways back to the boys*

“Like you could even be a waiter you probably can’t even fucking skip with that stick shoved so far up your ass”- Sokka

“I can too skip watch me”- Zuko

*after this heated show down they agree to leave each other alone cause Sokka determines Zuko is not a threat*

Season 3:

*anyways so Zuko is attempting to assimilate to the gaang right*

“Come on Sokka and Zuko cut it out we are trying to sleep y’all can flirt in the morning”- Katara

“We’re not flirting we’re fighting”- Sokka and Zuko

“And what the fuck about”- Toph

*blah blah Sokka doesn’t trust him and Zuko is frustrated about it*

“Fine you know what I know how we’re gonna settle this”- Aang

*everyone looks at him excitingly while he tries to think of an idea cause he didn’t think they’d actually listen to him*

“Skipping race yep a skipping race”- Aang

*Katara and Toph immediately sat with popcorn*

“You think this ass with his honor shoved so far up his ass knows how to skip”- Sokka

“Oh you’re so on”- Zuko

*they race they tie*

“I guess you’re a good enough skipper”- Sokka

“Damn right”- Zuko

*they are so close now cause naturally they moved closer and being dicks to one another and everyone went to bed cause atleast now Sokka and Zuko are bitching quietly*

*they get flustered when they realize how close they are and stalk off to their own sleeping area but some how in the morning they wake up next to each other*

*some how skipping becomes a normal thing between them*

Season your mom:

*Zuko and Sokka skip down the isle at their wedding*

The end

"See Sokka look i can skip”- Zuko

*spends the next minute angerly skipping around because his skipping honor was questioned*

[whydidithavetobeme92]

driving 🚘 out into the sun ☀️let the ultraviolet 🌈 cover me up 🛌 went looking 👀 for a creation myth ✨ ended up with a pair of cracked lips 💋 windows down 🚙 scream along 😫 to some america-first 🇺🇸 rap country 🤠 song 🎵 a slaughterhouse 🔪 an outlet mall 🛒 slot machines 🤑 fear of god 😢 windows down 🚙 heater on ♨️ big bolts of lightning ⚡ hanging low ⛈️ over the coast 🌊 everyone's convinced 🧐 it's a government drone 🚡 or an alien spaceship 🛸 either way 🤷‍♀️ we're not alone 👩‍👩‍👦 i'll find a new place 🚘 to be from 🏡 a haunted house ☠️ with a picket fence 📪 to float around and ghost 👻 my friends 👯 no i'm not 🙅‍♀️ afraid 😖 to disappear 🕳️ the billboard ⚠️ said the end is near 🔥 i turned around 💃 there was nothing there ⚫ yeah i guess ❓ the end is here 💥 AAAAAAAA 💥💣🔥🙀💥⚡⚠️💥🔥🔪🔪🔪⚠️⚡🙀🔥💥⚠️🔥💣

[whydidithavetobeme92]

*Zuko hand over napkins”

“Thanks Zuko you’re so nice”- Aang

“Is he though”- Katara

[whydidithavetobeme92]

“Im crying for the first time in 7 months”- Sokka

“Why”- Zuko

“A book”- Sokka

“What book”- Zuko

“Oh it’s about a single dad and a prostitute”- Sokka

“Oh so an adult book”- Zuko

“What no this is a jungkook fanfic on tumblr”- Sokka

[whydidithavetobeme92]

"People come in all shapes and colors"- Sokka

"flavors"- Toph

"Only if they have toes"- Sokka

[whydidithavetobeme92]

"i dont believe in space"- Sokka

"You dont believe in the moon landing or space as a whole"- Zuko

"I believe in the moon but eveyrthing else"- Sokka

"What do you think is there"- Suki

"Past the moon its just a wall and everything is painted on the wall and nothing exsits past that except for god"- Sokka

[whydidithavetobeme92]

"i will defend that birds are reverse mermaids to my grave"- Sokka

"On a similar note would angel wings taste like chicken wings"- Toph

"In theory if you prepared them in the exact same way"- Sokka

"Yeah cause you would be eating the bird part not the human part"- Toph

*Aang is simply sitting in complete shock and horror over this conversation*

"Toph when i get to heaven i'll apologize to the angels for you"- Katara

"Let them know a biter is coming"- Zuko

[whydidithavetobeme92]

"gossiping is against the bible"- Sokka

"Your face is against the bible"- Toph

[whydidithavetobeme92]

"See Sokka look i can skip”- Zuko

*spends the next minute angerly skipping around because his skipping honor was questioned*

[whydidithavetobeme92]

"I slept out on the trapoline last night and got a million mosquito bites"- Toph

"Oh practicing for when your on the streets i see"- Katara

[whydidithavetobeme92]

“i’ve never given a handjob in a movie theater”- Suki

“Never go to the movies with Sokka”- Zuko

[whydidithavetobeme92]

"Prince Zuko do you lemon your life"- Uncle Iroh

"You know i wish i did but i dont"- Zuko