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does anyone else usually just do the bare minimum of what needs to be done to get by, but then sometimes, out of no where, you suddenly want to do something very uncharacteristic of you? like normally i am terrified of most things like sharks and snakes and whatnot, but, for some odd reason, tonight i feel like making a whole ass megalodon presentation and research them in-depth (or at least as in-depth as i possibly can) at the fantastic hour of 1am. it's not even like i have some extra energy; i'm yawning and sleepy, but my brain is like "GO! TO THE LAPTOP! AND RESEARCH! MAKE A PRESENTATION FOR NO REASON! FUCK SLEEP!!"

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it was brought to my attention by yu q. wilson that yo-yo's are just the millennial al version of fidget spinners and now i can't stop thinking about it

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true but i also meant i wish more house cats enjoyed walks so i could go outside and see that lol

Outside.

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i wish outside had more cats, though. :(

Outside.

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this is great lmao thanks for sharing

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so we've all heard about "let's kick butt" and some other variants of that, but—due to the rise of referring to buttocks as cake—may i propose the idea of the phrase "let's destroy some cake"?

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milk or cereal first is a classic debate, but why not just pick one according to whatever cereal you're eating and your preferences? eating thin cereal that gets soggy quickly? pour the milk first and put it away and get a spoon and pour the cereal last. eating cereal that takes its time to become soggy? sweet! do whatever the hell you want. you have

✨OPTIONS✨

or you can do whatever is closest that you feel like doing. that's...that's actually what i do because fuck being strategic. i'm hungry and i want cereal so i will now do eat my strawberry frosted mini wheats because we ran out of cinnamon toast crunch and the cheerios feel like they're old enough to attend pre-school. farewell :D

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sometimes i randomly remember this one time when i saw a thing on my way to school and i couldn't remember the proper name for it which bugged me, so then i texted my friends to ask what it's called and i had to describe it as a "tiny emergency beep beep vroom vroom".

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eueueueueue this is so pretty i love it so much and the colour palette helloooooooo

summer tastes like blue and purple and pink