#i am so hungry riht now

[whydoihavetowearshoes]

milk or cereal first is a classic debate, but why not just pick one according to whatever cereal you're eating and your preferences? eating thin cereal that gets soggy quickly? pour the milk first and put it away and get a spoon and pour the cereal last. eating cereal that takes its time to become soggy? sweet! do whatever the hell you want. you have

✨OPTIONS✨

or you can do whatever is closest that you feel like doing. that's...that's actually what i do because fuck being strategic. i'm hungry and i want cereal so i will now do eat my strawberry frosted mini wheats because we ran out of cinnamon toast crunch and the cheerios feel like they're old enough to attend pre-school. farewell :D

[realhankmccoy]

Q: Why do Americans of all stripes do somersaults all over themselves to put a positive spin on freedom?

A: Because the slaveholding side of the foundational 'Merican government and the current (conservative slash neoliberal) government cucked em into doing so. The UK abolished slavery far earlier. So don't come to me with your piddle on my leg about how Americans bleating for 'freedom from slavery and the government' freed the slaves earlier. It factually didn't. It factually is not the progressive edge. You're surfing the retrograde, humans rihts violation curiously late 'hold onto every slave til the last minute' status quo and calling it insight to somebody who thinks you're a moron. Reality and empire don't go away just cuz you came up with a new idiotic way to let yourself be cucked by the Founding Slaveholders.

And these idiots really think they can preach to 'me' about their freedumb. Not a chance, they're so depressingly powerhungry and blind to how their own desires and igorances work that I'd have to be unpaid educator for centuries to get the basics through the thick, overly straight skulls.

That was office life too, tho. GEE JASON YR TOO FEMME and TOO STUPID TO SEE Y FREEDOM IS WUT WE NEED!

PS IM HUNGRY GET IN MY BELLY JASon for i am under no obligation to be nice to a chicken nugget, which is what humans are to each other in America -- and we can thank the founding Daddies for that, too.

In France the straight man at least says 'liberte, egalite, fraternite'... knowing liberty is fucking shit scum Trump without the sensible balance of a triangle. In America of the foundating Daddies it's just Freedom which is presumed to 'trickle down' into love peace and harmony. Well, it didnt work when they tried trickle down and it didnt work when Reagan tried it.

Fuckin America a total waste of time. It wants white delights to eat and then will usr whiteness to make more white delights all Twinkies and HoHos and Rotisserie chickens and We Coulde Be Royales over and over on Elon's hyperloop

Lorde said she'd never be free til every woman is, but now im to hear abour how im biologically a man and need to be rectified more towards what He wants cuz it is 'good for me' oh is it? It's good for me to be American stupid and high on white testosterone spin-jobs even when it runs contrary to queer social reality and mass social reality and my own private individual reality -- all three? Cuz some ur-daddy slaveholder wanted it that way? No thanks

There's no freedom for billboards in my heart or in Vermont. Thanks Bernie, you statist 'villain' to all the feebs who think you're a restraint on 'the people' and their own freedompower.