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the age old question

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I just woke up and somehow the only thought in my head was Jason Todd as an Etsy witch but he only sells ‘violent spells’ and instead of doing spell work he just personally goes out and beats the shit out of whoever you choose

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i thought of this at 3am and its canon now

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when i first saw him i thought he was pondering at his reflection in the water but then i realized hes just begging for this drowned to come to the surface so he can chuck him across the river like the sack of wet meat he is

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Today's Problematic ship is the MV Thamesborg

The MV Thamesborg is a 173 m Dutch-registered general cargo ship. Around midnight UTC on September 7, 2025, while she was transiting the Franklin Strait of the Northeast passage en route from China to the east coast of Canada, she became stuck in the Arctic sea ice. According to the operator Wagenborg there have been no injuries to the crew or environmental damage. The Canadian Coast Guard has dispatched two ice breakers to assist the MV Thamesborg.

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my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(

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Accidentally said "the Papal towers" instead of paper towels out loud today and was gifted visions of assassins creed brotherhood in stunning 440p

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there’s a lot going on here

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me when i accidentally leave out an m in unrestrained summer fun

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just found 3 bolts and a snail shell on da groun

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i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

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Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!

Me: But you only gave me one tangerine…

Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!

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discovering absolutely shocking things about one of our new kittens

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Tea knights (Creamer and sugar bowl in marine-animal forms; 1883 AD; Medium: silver and silver-gilt.)

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they have a certain gnc quoi

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we love indie dev solidarity

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an australian walks up to a bar