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Conversation Prompt

“I became a villain because people kept heckling my monologues.”

“Are you sure that’s why you became a villain? Because heroes don’t tend to do monologues.”

“And now you join my list of hecklers. It will be a mercy when I grant you your death.”

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Quote Prompt

“The future is pretty bleak these days. A young person can only become a soldier, a bandit, or a skeleton who died in amusing or interesting circumstances.”

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Conversation Prompt

“Still looking for trouble, I see.”

“You know me. Where I go, trouble never has far to follow. I don’t have to go looking for it.”

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Conversation Prompt

“Can I ask you an xeo-anthropological question?”

“Is it about alien genitalia?” 

“It is. I described human reproduction to the aliens and they didn’t believe me. They wanted me to show them my genitals to prove how it worked. So… I mean, I have questions. How the hell are they doing it? They didn’t believe me about chickens or seahorses or frogs either. What’s going on down there?”

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Quote Prompt

“Is there a right time to tell the others that there was nothing there when I died. Like, not no afterlife, that there is a vast, empty void of nothingness and I was stuck there for an eternity before they woke me up, or is that the sort of thing I should keep to myself?”

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“I can’t do this, it’s horrible. My parents raised me right.”

“Mine didn’t. I’ll do it!”

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“Did your mom give me a sponge bath yesterday?”

“Yeah, your fever spiked and that was how she always lowered it when we were kids.”

“Your mother has seen me naked.”

“If it helps, it’s nothing she hasn’t seen before. She’s seen me naked too.”

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Quote Prompt

“I’m your sister, do I really have to come up with a reason to love you unconditionally?”

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Conversation Prompt

“I miss when this city had a monorail. It was such a fun and unique way to die.”

“I’m going to save my disgust with you for when it’s really deserved, but that is definitely one of the more fucked up things you’ve said this week. We were both there, man. There were kids involved.”

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Conversation Prompt

“Do you have a least favourite child?”

“Of course not! That’s horrible! How could you ask me to choose between my sons?”

“What about your daughter?”

“She’s my favourite. Obviously. But, my sons - I love them deeply and completely. And equally.”

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Quote Prompt

“Do you think our friendship will keep me from hurting you? Because I’ll only hurt you even more.”

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Conversation Prompt

“What is it like? To have been sacrificed to your god and to still be alive?”

“It’s hard to describe. Especially since it wasn’t the first time. I’ve been sacrificed and rejected twice. I don’t know if I’m flattered or hurt. Third time’s the charm, I suppose.”

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Conversation Prompt

“Where are all the children in this town? I haven’t seen any.”

“Haven’t you noticed all the deep trenches across town?”

“Oh, jeez. That doesn’t seem very safe.”

“It’s not. That’s where all the children went.”

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Quote Prompt

“I don’t know what you were thinking back there. We’ve never willingly left a man behind before, and we’re not starting with you. John died over a decade ago and we’ve still found ways to keep his ghost in the loop. Why would you be any different?”

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Conversation Prompt

“Why is your plan so convoluted? Why involve so many people?”

“Because, deep down, I miss jail.”

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“Openly expressing concern is seen as an expression of undying love among my kind. I know you only meant to be nice, but people are beginning to talk.”

“That is all it takes? That is like base-level human interaction.”

“You’ve met members of my kind. Do you think the rest of them give a damn about anyone else?”

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Quote Prompt

“That assassination was purely business. I’m killing you because I’ll enjoy it, no one is paying me to do this. In fact, they offered me more money if I let you live.”