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hes flustered bcause someone replaced the sofa with a denim one and he cant work out who did it cause like, taako or lup might have done it to annoy barry, or barry might have done it to annoy everyone, or it could have been someone else just trying to confuse them all

Plot twist: Lucretia plays the best pranks

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He's flustered cause taakos slowly been swapping out all his Nice Sensible Boring Plain Professional ties with ones with silly patterns (there seems to be quite a few with little skulls on them) and he thinks it's cute but also Dammit Taako those don't look Professional Enough he needs those Boring ones for work (the mental image of kravitz wearing anything other than a Really Smart Suit to work even tho hes literally the grim reaper and would prob wear a robe is just. Weird to me)

He needs to look Professional or the runaway souls will LAUGH at him and the cute lil rainbow tie his boyfriend got him 

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hes flustered because lups been borrowing taakos clothes again and he saw her and thought she was taako and tried to kiss her and now she wont stop teasing him about it

wRONG TWIN

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hes flustered because theres only one sofa in the Fantasy Break Room and Lup is just. Lying across all of it. Its not even her break time and kravitz was working for hours and really needs to sit down but hes to awkward to ask her to move

He doesn’t know how to react when Taako comes in and just. Lays on top of her because she won’t move.

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OP’s literally the voidfish but [STATIC]

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Kravitz is flustered because Taako is wearing a... revealing witch costume *wink wink nudge nudge*

I feel like taako would exclusively buy cheap “sexy witch” costumes he got at like fantasy party city for Halloween

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Lucretia, the dm: kravitz, would you like to describe your character for us?

Kravitz: sure. Since you said I couldn’t play a bard this time, I’m playing a cleric, of Milil, the god of poetry and song, whose holy symbol is a harp which i strum to activate my powers

Lucretia: I don’t know why i fucking bother

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Kravitz is Flustered because Taako's dragging him to his and Carey's Yoga and Acrobatics class and he's pretty sure his shorts saw hot boy.

They totally do, and the letters are probably sequined 

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Kravitz is flustered because Taako can curse in about 18 different languages

Taako please, that’s too many

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Anyways Lucretia is a lesbian thanks for coming to my ted talk

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because taako picked his suit for an office party and it’s an oxblood red with a raven skull bolo tie

High fashion

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because taako

That’s always a general good answer to the question, yep

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Kravitz is flustered because his friends are trying to dress him up for a date and keep saying he “needs a pop of color”

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Consider: stand up comedy Kravitz?

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Lenny kravits is right there slapping and these fools ignore him for old dead dudes

Oh big mood

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Can't believe classical music kravits is the prevalent headcanon over funk kravits. Unbelievable

Tru, it’s a real shame