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Now my cat hates me because I won't let her sleep on the dog's bed.

My dog is sad because the cat won’t move.

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My cat is non violently protesting my vacuuming. She won't move.

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Echo hates me because I changed the moss in her wet hide.

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you meanie. :c cutting her fun time short

My dog's the same. "NO I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE VET". Then, when we get there, he's all, "NO I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME".

My dog hates me because she didn’t want to go home.this lasted two minutes. She is a ten year old baby

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My cat hates me because I won’t let her outside to eviscerate small animals.

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I love his expression.

"WHAT SORCERY IS THIS? WHAT IS THAT. WHAT IS THIS. THUMB-BEAST, I DEMAND YOU ESCORT ME BACK INSIDE IMMEDIATELY."

I took Jojo outside today.

He didn’t like it.

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The mighty hunter stalks her prey. Annnd attacks her reflection on the plastic. Seriously how the fuck do geckos survive in the wild.

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My cat hates me because I wouldn't let her climb in the fridge. (please excuse the grungy fridge; I was in the middle of cleaning it)

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OBJECTION

The criminality of wearing socks is not a matter for this court and is unrelated to the biting of feet. I move to have the comment struck from the record.

In addition, I wish to press charges for Mookie being CRIMINALLY ADORABLE.

Name: Mookie AKA Schmooks AKA Little Sod Crime: Biting feet Verdict: Guilty Punishment: Life imprisonment (with regular exercise, a varied diet, ratty friends and much love)

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you are the meanist for making her exercise :CCC

[seriously I can't get over how adorable your dog is, she is so cute]

My dog hates me because I threw her stick too far out to sea.

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My cat hates me because there's a helicopter outside and I won't make it go away.

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My cat hates me because her favorite ball stopped moving.

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Hattie hates me because I won't let her go up my jeans.

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Dogs getting baths have the saddest, most betrayed faces. "Why would you do this to me? :C"

He was scared of all the bubbles.

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My cat hates me because I won’t let her eat the gecko.

(This is Echo's feeding container, by the way. She---maybe? I've got like a fifty-fifty chance of guessing her sex correctly at this point----is a very young albino leopard gecko, which means her eyesight is shit. Giving her mealworms and crickets in her container ensures she finds them and can catch them. )

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This blog

So sometimes pet owners have to do things that our pets hate us for. This blog is dedicated to those animals, owners, and things.

Introducing my pets:

Skitten (13 year old cat)

Lil'y (9 year old cat)

Kaylee (6 year old cat)

Scooter (15 year old dalmatian)

Rats: Domino and Ace (7 month old boys, neutered) and Hattie (1 year old girl)

Echo the leopard gecko (probably 10 weeks old)

These are my pets and sometimes I do things they hate.

If I reblog your posts, it's not because I think it's abusive; it's because I think it's funny that animals will hate us for things like giving them baths, cleaning their cages, or posing them on amusing items.

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This is pond and she hates me because sometimes I do things like this.