whywalkwhenyoucanride

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Revolutionary

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of course i know about hell fuck castle. high in the mountains.

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death moida

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little n'wah? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Buoyant Armigers, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on The Sixth House, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in kagouti warfare and I'm the top archer in the entire Vvardenfell armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Nirn, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Dreamsleeve? Think again, fetcher. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Morrowind and your transmission is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kwama forager. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, hla. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over thirty-six hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Morrowind Buoyant Armigers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the province, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn s'wit. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, fetcher.

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Läste ett extrakt ur nyöversättningen av Beowolf och beställde genast ett ex. Lyssna på den här beskrivningen av Grendels moders angrepp:

Illdådaren dröjde ej med sitt lömska angrepp,

snabbt sönderslet han en av de sovande,

bet djupt i hans kött, drack blod ur hans ådror,

slukade sitt offer, förtärde hela hans kropp,

svalde den livlöses händer och fötter

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why am i have so littles money

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my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked club, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud

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Franz Kafka diary

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what’s your masturbating process

what are the tools and the ways

Hammer and nails

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So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

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ground control to crazy frog

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first time i came back without post con depression

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it’s crazy to me that Homestuck has apparently influenced every single piece of media to come out of the mid 2010s and yet I have somehow never played an indie game that attempts to lift any of this sylladex shit for its inventory. there should be 10,000 games out there by now with inventory management systems even HALF as fucked up and evil as “items can only be stored in inventory slots equivalent to their name’s Scrabble score”

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